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Top 12 Dong Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dong pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dong conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. They call me Mao Ze DONG.

  2. My dong is a rental car company - it Hertz!

  3. I've got a big dong. It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!

  4. Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my dong

    PS: Vietnamese currency is Dong (edit)

  5. Roses are red violets are blue

    Do you want my dong
    Inside of You

  6. Girl, are you a chain link fence?

    Cause I want to put my dong in your holes.

  7. Roses are red. You’re like a trigger,

    Everytime i see you,
    My dong grows bigger

  8. I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.

  9. Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive dong.

  10. I'd be a Ding Dong if I didn't ask you to the dance!

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Funny dong pickup lines

Oh, you're a bird watcher. (Pull out your dong) Well, would you take this for a swallow?

Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?