Top 12 Dong Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Dong pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dong tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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They call me Mao Ze d**....
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My d**... is a rental car company - it Hertz!
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I've got a big d**.... It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!
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Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my d**...
PS: Vietnamese currency is d**... (edit)
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Roses are red violets are blue
Do you want my d**...
Inside of You -
Girl, are you a chain link fence?
Cause I want to put my d**... in your holes.
Working short dong pickup lines to impress a girl
Roses are red. You’re like a trigger,
Everytime i see you,
My d**... grows bigger
Did you know that my d**... is an 8.0 on the r**... scale?
Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive d**....
I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-d**....
I'd be a Ding d**... if I didn't ask you to the dance!
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Dong phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.