12 Dong Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 12 dong pick up lines for her and flirty dong rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dong that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dong rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dong pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dong joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Dong Rizz

A good Dong pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

They call me Mao Ze d**....
My d**... is a rental car company - it Hertz!
I've got a big d**.... It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!
Are you a vietnamese girl? Cause I wanna give you my d**...

PS: Vietnamese currency is d**... (edit)
Roses are red violets are blue

Do you want my d**...
Inside of You
Girl, are you a chain link fence?

Cause I want to put my d**... in your holes.

Short and cute dong pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dong are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Roses are red. You’re like a trigger,

Everytime i see you,
My d**... grows bigger

I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-d**....

I'd be a Ding d**... if I didn't ask you to the dance!

Some call me donkey kong cause i will pound you with my massive d**....

Did you know that my d**... is an 8.0 on the r**... scale?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dong love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dong chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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