Top 5 Raccoon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Raccoon chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? 🤔

   Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

2. If I we're a raccoon...

   I'd choose you as my trash can.

3. If you were a South American member of th Raccoon family,

   Then you'd be a Cutie-mundi.

4. Ask three questions - brainstorming

   Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses?
   
   For example
   
   Q1 - leather or plastic?
   Q2 - raccoon or pug ?
   Q3 - tacos or tofurkey?
   
   So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos
   
   You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha
   
   Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?

5. Hi, I'm Tom, I have a raccoon on my head.