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Top 5 Raccoon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Raccoon chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

    Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.

  2. Are you an adorable South American member of the Raccoon family? šŸ¤”

    Because you're such a Cutiemundi.

  3. If I we're a raccoon...

    I'd choose you as my trash can.

  4. Ask three questions - brainstorming

    Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses?

    For example

    Q1 - leather or plastic?
    Q2 - raccoon or pug ?
    Q3 - tacos or tofurkey?

    So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos

    You can be like .. well from the looks of this Iā€™m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha

    Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?

  5. Hi, I'm Tom, I have a raccoon on my head.