Top 50 Sexual Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sexual pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You're so hot,

   even my zipper is falling for you.

2. Do you want to try an Australian kiss?

   It's like a French kiss, But down under...

3. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

4. You took those yoga pants for sale?

   Because in my house there are 100% discount.

5. Help a noob out

   Just got my first gf need a non sexual pickup line.

6. Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

   what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

7. Hello pretty young lady!

   would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

8. I was looking around the room thinking about who I'd like to sexually assault, and you'd be my first choice.

9. Do i confuse your sexuality yet or should i walk by again?

10. Knock knock! Who's there? Ima.

    Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.

Funny sexual pickup lines

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s?

And you are ripened!

Is your name Winter?

Because I heard you are coming.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster
Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me

I think its funny but probably to sexual
What do you think?

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes

just think of the sexual implications.

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

I'll respect your autonomy as a person and sexual being all night long, girl.

Hey baby, I must be a light switch,

cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

funny sexual pick up lines

Will you be my date to the folk festival?

Your haircut's asymmetrical. Girl, I find it sexual!

Are you a girl with a working vagina?

Because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you but only if you allow it. If not I would like to tell you that you look beautiful today.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

But I will have them with you!

I'll protect you... and my suit will protect you from sexually transmitted infections!

You must be from Ireland because when I see you my penis is Dublin.

Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross?

Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.

Are you Big Sweaty Guy from Bill Nye the Science Guy

Because I'm sexually attracted to you

Are you a sex worker?

Because I’d pay to have sexual intercourse with you.

Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you!

Doom endures.

I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

Can I buy you a drink?

I'm more normal than you think! In reality, I have a decent personality and I'm really into same-sexuality.