Is your name Winter?

Because I heard you are coming.

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for s**... liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.

Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get s**...?

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

I've been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.

I would gladly admit to having s**... intercourse with you.

Did you know women typically reach their s**... prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!

I am C-3PO Human-cyborg s**... relations.

I'm like a s**... snowflake, you never know what you're going to get!

I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool s**... prowess of a Romulan.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my self-control over pizza!"

"Is it hot in here or is it just the magnetic pull of your charisma sparking off irresistible sexual chemistry?"

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

Is your name Razorblade? Because you're cutting through my heart with those sexy eyes.

"Hey handsome, is your name WiFi? 'Cause my body feels a connection that's definitely high-speed."

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

Your touch ignites the fire within me, like a passionate symphony of desire and ecstasy.

"Darling, if you're the mayo, then I'm the pickle eagerly waiting to spice up your life with my charm."

"Is it hotter in Egypt or is it just your captivating beauty that's making me sweat?"

"Are you a barbell? Because you’ve got me lifting my standards and my heart at the same time."

"Are you made of stars? Because you shine brighter than anyone else, without needing any physical sparks."

"Are you a barbell? Because you’ve got me feeling all the right kinds of heavy lifting vibes!"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you? You're turning up the temperature."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... and a little extra."

"Excuse me, but are you a magician? Because every time you move, my heart disappears!"

"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and in my sexual orientation."

"Are you into speed dating? Because seeing you makes my heart race at 60 beats per 2 minutes!"

Are you into Greek mythology? Because meeting you feels like finding my soul mate, like Zeus and Hera.

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

"Is that a leopard print coat or are you just happy to see me? Because I'm wild about you."

Are you asexual? Because you must be Aphrodite, goddess of love, to have stolen my heart.

"Your lips are calling my name, and I can't resist the temptation of your sweet kiss."

"Excuse me, but did it hurt when you fell from the top of the confidence scale? You’re captivating."

"You must be a flame, because every time I'm near you, my heart ignites with desire."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, no need for bedroom navigation.

Are you an asexual magnet? Because I feel totally attracted to your lack of sexual interest.

"You're so captivating, you've got even this femboy reconsidering his preferences, darling."

Girl, are you an asexual? Because you're the only one who can make me question my sexuality.

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, even without sexual chemistry.

"If you were a chloroplast, I'd be your sunlight—ready to energize every moment we spend together."

"Excuse me, but I think we have some chemistry—care to explore our reaction a little further?"

How would you like to have a s**... experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?

Are you Medusa? Because every time I look at you, I feel paralyzed by your beauty!

"Girl, your beauty is so profound it should be a sin, even made this gay lad look straight at you."

Doom will gladly engage in s**... activities with you! Doom endures.

"Are you a barbell? Because you’ve got me feeling heavy with desire every time I see you lift."

"Is your name Stopwatch? Cause every time I see you, I turn into Speed and finish the race in 2 minutes!"

"Is your name Pickle? Because I'm totally in a dill-emma over you."

"Do they call you Speed? Because every time I see you, my heart finishes a marathon in just 2 minutes!"

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

"Ever heard of the language of love? Because your body is speaking volumes to my wild imagination."

"Are you a high-speed internet? Because you've downloaded my affections in less than 2 minutes!"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because everytime I'm with you, I seem to break my two-minute record of keeping a straight face."

"Your wish is my command. Let's make your dreams come true together tonight."

Are you a loaded gun? Because every time I look at you, I feel like pulling the trigger.

"How about we skip the small talk? Your eyes are already having a conversation with my heart."

"Is it just me, or does your body deserve a standing ovation? That view is truly mesmerizing."

I must clarify that it's not appropriate or respectful to try and "switch" someone's sexual orientation. However, here are some friendly and respectful pick-up lines you can use to make a connection:

"You may like your coffee like your love - women - but can I at least be the friendly barista in your life?"

"Your response just turned up the heat; I can't resist wanting to explore more with you."

Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some s**... positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Let's make this winter one to remember."

"Are you a timer, darling? Because when I'm with you, even 'Speed' finishes in 2 minutes."

Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some s**... health humanitarian needs.

Is it hot in here or is it just my lack of sexual attraction towards anyone but you?

"Your voice is like a seductive melody, it's no wonder it turns heads...including mine."

"Is that an orange jumper in your closet, or are you just hot enough to set my world on fire?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears in my asexual world.

"Is your jumper orange, or are you just blazing hot enough to set my world on fire tonight?"

Are you asexual? Because you're the only one I want to have no sexual attraction towards.

If kisses were bullets, I'd risk it all just to feel the impact of your lips.

Your eyes spark like stars in the night, let me be the one to hold you tight.

Are you an asexual rainbow? Because you light up my world without any sexual attractions.

"They say confidence is sexy, but you take it to a whole new level. Care to show me more?"

"Is it just me, or do you make gravity look effortless with those moves? You definitely know how to draw attention!"

"Are you a pickle jar? Because I can't resist twisting and turning until I get to your delightful inside."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and I want to explode with excitement.

"Are you a jar of mayo? Because as I age, my appreciation for your smoothness only grows."

"Your allure is irresistible, a spark that fuels my desire, are you a magician or just naturally sexually enchanting?"

"Is your name Lightning? Because our love could outpace Speedy himself, leaving him panting in just two minutes!"

"Is your name Karma? Because what you’re flaunting deserves some serious attention, and I’m all ears."

"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."

"Did Izzy tell you about her date with Speed? Looks like your smile could break that 2-minute record!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Can we make some sweet harmony tonight?"

"Is your name Speed? Because I can't help but finish quickly when lost in those captivating eyes of yours."

"Are you a clock? Because every time you're around, I turn into 'Speed' and finish my day in two minutes."

"If I had to choose between breathing and kissing you, I would use my last breath to say how much I love you."

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw in awe of your asexually enchanting presence.

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! Want to salad your way into my heart?"

"That orange jumper of yours fits as perfectly as you and I in a steamy, laughter-filled romantic escapade."

Is your name Hades? Because I feel like I'm falling into the underworld every time I see you.

"The way you sound is like a sweet symphony that plays in my mind all day long."

"Are you a race? Cause when I'm with you, even Speed finishes in under 2 minutes."

"Just like Speed, I can't help but finish quickly, especially when it's a race to your heart."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you landed on your knees first."

"Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine and start our passionate symphony?"

"Are you a race? Because when you smile, my heart beats Speed's 2 minute record."

"Is your name 'Race'? Because with one look at you, even 'Speed' can't help but reach the finish line in two minutes."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because when I'm with you, even my name 'Speed' takes more than 2 minutes to finish!"

"Is it just me, or does your confidence make that view even more irresistible? I’m definitely captivated!"

"Is your heart a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, it feels like my pulse is trying to break the speed record!"

"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."

"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, in all the right places."

"If you can lift weights like that, imagine what else we could lift together—like our chemistry to new heights!"

"Hey girl, are you a crossword? Because I may finish in 2 minutes, but I'll keep coming back till I figure you out."

"Your allure, my dear, is a sensual sonnet, igniting flames that no rhymes could ever offset."

"I'll move closer to your neck, but fair warning - I might not stop at just kisses."

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"How about we make tonight unforgettable? You, me and our chemistry could set this room on fire."

Your eyes sparkle like the stars above, igniting a fire of desire and love.

"Can I be your Aladdin? Because I'd love to explore a whole new world with you."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, my heart beats so fast it feels like I've just sprinted."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes, and that's the only detour I'd gladly take."

"Your fantasies are like music to my ears. Let's create a symphony of pleasure together."

"Are you a racing flag? Because when you waved at me, I finished in record 'Speed' time."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your body, everything around me disappears."

"Your body must be a dictionary, it adds meaning to my life and turns my fantasies into reality."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because when I saw you, my heart beat broke its 2-minute record."

"Did you just make a microwave meal? Because you made my heart skip in just two minutes!"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, my world records a new 2-minute personal best."

Are you a garden? Because I'm digging your asexually attractive vibes.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially the uncensored version."

"Do you work at a racetrack? Because your beauty makes even the 'speediest' guys cross the finish line early."

Is your heart as wild as the ocean? Because I want to dive deep into your waves.

Are you made of oxygen, nitrogen, and hydrogen? Because you take my breath away... but not in a sexual way.