Top 28 Sexual Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sexual pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sexual conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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You're so hot,
even my zipper is falling for you.
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Do you want to try an Australian kiss?
It's like a French kiss, But down under...
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You took those yoga pants for sale?
Because in my house there are 100% discount.
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Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,
what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
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My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.
Wanna go back to my place and save me?
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I'm no weather man but
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
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Are you a sea-lion?
Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.
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Is your name Winter?
Because I heard you are coming.
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They say that kissing is a language of love
so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
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Bertrand Russell was a renowned mathematician, philosopher and advocate for sexual liberation. How about we cut math and philosophy class and focus on the rest of Russell’s life.
Working sexual pickup lines
You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get sexual?
People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the sexual tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!
Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual
I would gladly admit to having sexual intercourse with you.
Are you ready to get sexually assimilated?
Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!
I am C-3PO Human-cyborg sexual relations.
I'm like a sexual snowflake, you never know what you're going to get!
I’m here to rescue you. I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.
Hey baby, I must be a light switch,
cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Doom will gladly engage in sexual activities with you! Doom endures.
Hello, ma'am, would you be interested in some sexual positions and emotional investments? (Trying To Find A Balance)
Hey baby, are you from the Red Cross? Because I've got some sexual health humanitarian needs.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman. But I will have them with you!
I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off.