Top 11 Sexual Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sexual pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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You're so hot,
even my zipper is falling for you.
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Do you want to try an Australian kiss?
It's like a French kiss, But down under...
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You took those yoga pants for sale?
Because in my house there are 100% discount.
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Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,
what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
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My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.
Wanna go back to my place and save me?
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I'm no weather man but
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
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Are you a sea-lion?
Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.
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Is your name Winter?
Because I heard you are coming.
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They say that kissing is a language of love
so would you mind starting a conversation with me?
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Hey baby, I must be a light switch,
cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Funny sexual pickup lines
I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off.