Top 50 Sexy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sexy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

   It's just that you're sexy all the time

2. If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?

3. Even when you're pixelated, you're sexy.

4. Sexy cankles!

5. I find your lack of faith... sexy.

6. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

7. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

8. Are you using sexy jutsu?

   or do you always look that good?

9. Girl, looks like you mastered your sexy no jutsu.

10. Quit lion, you sexy thing.

Funny sexy pickup lines

Hey, Sexy. Want to come up and see my ladies’ bathing suit collection?

Your brains are so sexy.

I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

Whoever came up with the word "sexy", had you in mind

I find you freaky in a sexy vampire kind of way that makes me rethink my stance on neck biting.

Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

Say prise de fer once more, French is such a sexy dialect!

What sort of butler would I be if I couldn't do someone as sexy as you?

Hey sexy, I work for vogue, you would look great on the cover!

I've always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.

Hey baby, I'm just like Baron Rivendare. Suave, sexy, sophisticated, and if you're lucky, I might just drop your pants.

Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime,

I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

If you were a doctor, you'd be Dr Sexy.

You’re so sexy that you make me exteriorize.

Scanners show sexy life forms in this area... oh, it’s only you.

Looking for suggestions for my husband

Every day when he gets off work, my husband calls me and on his drive home, he vents about his workday. To break the tension, I started answering the phone with a corny or sexy pickup line, and he loves it. I’ve been doing this daily for about ten months now, and I’m running low on material.

Any suggestions for clever, cute, sexy, punny, original pickup lines I can use on him?

Hey girl do u smell that

It smells like upsexy

What's up sexy

Nothin much how bout you gorgeous

Your phalanges are sexy.

I'm sorry but I think you're against EPA regulations, you're too fracking sexy.

Hey, baby!! Is ALL of your sexy body metal?

If you were a crankbait you would definitely be sexy shad.