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Top 49 bitches Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bitches chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Ay bitch your titties look good in that shirt.

  2. Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...

  3. Is your name Walter White? Cause you need me, bitch.

  4. You're a bitch but I love you anyway.

  5. Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

  6. I'm a dog

    Looking for a bitch like you!

  7. When I say 'bitch', I mean it as a compliment!

  8. All men are dogs...

    So will you be my bitch?

  9. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  10. I Call My Penis "The Truth"

    Cause Bitches Can't Handle It

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Hey girl are you a mirror?
Cuz damn bitch you ugly as fuck

Roses are red...

Roses are red
Violets are shy
Bite on the pillow bitch
I'm going in dry

Babe, are you the white house?

Because I want to put a dick in you and then bitch constantly if it upsets my life.

I am billionarie

Bitch

Pullin bare bitches w this one

Maybe you're blonde,

maybe you cook,

but can i get a load,

of that dumptruck-

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Ay baby, are you Disney?

Cuz I’m about to become ur bitch

The only “B” word you should call a woman is “Beautiful”
Because Bitches like it when you call them Beautiful

Roses are red, watches are gold

Bitch get on your knees and do what your told

Yo, isn’t space just fucking crazy?

Let’s stare at it each other, and make you look away from what I’m putting in your drink...it ain’t your business, bitch!

Hey Girl looks like we lost our Numbers

Can we get yours

Girl: NO!

Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK BITCH!

You know why I Names my dick Rihanna?

So I can make like Chris Brown and Beat the shit of it. Now send me some nudes bitch.

You be the wall socket and I'll be the cord

Now prepare to get electrocuted bitch

Aye girl, are you breaking bad?

Cause I want your number, BITCH!

I ain't even playing...

Get the fuck in the van, bitch.

Did you know im part chinese?

Cause i like my bitches well done

Are you a female dog?

Yeah you’re a bitch but i know you’ll never leave my side.

Good one or not?

Let’s say I introduce myself to a woman, and when I shake their hand say “I feel like I’m shaking a dog’s paw, makes sense because you seem like a bitch”

Hey bitch, you're like the E in DISEC

Completely meaningless

Roses are red,

You're a fucking bitch,
Can you please close your legs it smells like fish

Are you Taken...

Cause if not, I'll be your Liam Neeson. And bitch I will find you

Rose's are red, violets aren't blue,

THEY PURPLE BITCH, I wanna fuck you.

Hey, are you a female dog?

Cause I wanna stick my dick in that bitch

Hey girl, did I give you permission to speak?

Bitches running wild these days.

Yo, Gatorade me, bitch. (Jesse)

I call my dick the truth because bitches can't handle it