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Top 43 Drunk Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Drunk chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?

  2. I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.

  3. I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.

  4. I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.

  5. Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

  6. I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

  7. I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

  8. I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.

  9. From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

    If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic

  10. Wanna get drunk and start heming-away?

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I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

First successful one I've done myself in a while

I might not be batman, but it won't stop me from robbin that pussy


I was drunk, she was even drunker, but it's a win in my eyes

Hey I’m drunk right now

But it’s okay because that just means I get to see 2 if you

You're still ugly but I'm drunk. Let's fuck.

A: How drunk are you?

B: About like your face.
A: What?
B: Pretty

This only works if they ask you, but still.

I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score

EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true

You wanna get drunk and make some mistakes sometime?
70% of the time, it works every time.

I’m already drunk, what’s next?

Ur lips are like wine ,

And I want to get drunk !

Hey are you a drunk driver called Dave getting a blowjob from a stoned prostitute in a 2015 Chevy Malibu?

Cause you're giving me really mixed signals

I’m not drunk

I’m just intoxicated by you

I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.

If you want to get drunk, lets toast. I'll get you drunk with my music (Jay Chou)

Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

Aye girl, they call me Snow Day.... Because I'm gonna get drunk and sled all over you.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of havng an adult conversation.

Let's play breathalyzer! You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are!

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.

The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?