I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.

Hey guess what I am drinking tonight. Nothing because I am already drunk on you.

From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic

Are you leftover pizza?

I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again

Eleanor: It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.

I came here to do two things: Get drunk & get your number. Looks like I am pretty drunk.

That’s a generous pour. If I get too drunk, you might have to drive me back to your place.

I’m not drunk. But you could fix that.

"Only if it leads to you spilling your secrets—I can’t resist a girl with a wild side. 😉 What’s your drink of choice?"

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. You're absolutely mesmerizing tonight.

"Sure, let me get a drink to match your intoxicating beauty, because I'm already drunk on your allure."

Your presence tonight is more intoxicating than any nightcap. Mind if I get drunk on you?

Are you a magical potion? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm floating on cloud nine.

Are you a Swedish fish? Because you're swimming in my thoughts...or maybe that's just the shots talking.

Haha, I guess alcohol brings out the honesty! Don't worry, I won't let you hide anything when we meet 😉

"Alicia, your smile is more intoxicating than the finest wine, mind if I get drunk on it tonight?"

Drunk texting is a skill. You were probably just testing your sense of humor, right? I'll make sure to laugh extra hard at your jokes now.

Are you a IKEA manual? Because I'm getting lost in your beauty like a tipsy tourist in Stockholm.

"Smart choice! I’d love to change that though. How about a mocktail date? We can get to know each other before we raise a glass. 😉"

"Hasief, you're the perfect mix of charm and wit - a cocktail I wouldn't mind getting drunk on."

Like a shimmering star in the night, your smile shines bright, captivating my sight.

"Hey, I promise it’ll be more about the laughs than the drinks! What's your go-to for an unforgettable night out?"

"Your beauty is intoxicating, and I'm feeling tipsy; can I have the pleasure of being drunk in your love tonight?"

"Your pure heart is more intoxicating than the finest wine; can I get drunk on your love?"

If being tipsy means seeing double, then I must be drunk on your beauty.

Are you a Swedish meatball? Because I'd love to roll with you all night long.

Only if you'll promise to keep me entertained with your amazing stories! I'm sure they're as captivating as your charm. 🍹✨

"There's an intriguing mystery in your eyes, it's more intoxicating than the finest wine and I'm already drunk."

"Are you a fan of Enhypen? Because my heart is in 'Drunk-Dazed' every time I see you!"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and that might just be the drinks!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I think I must've landed on cloud wine.

"Have you ever been told your eyes are intoxicating? Because I can't help but get drunk on them."

Are you a Viking princess? Because you just plundered my heart with that smile.

"Your smile is intoxicating, can I get drunk in your eyes tonight?"

Are you a drunk driver? Cus you just blew through the stop sign to my heart.

Are you a fire alarm? Because you're loud, obnoxious, and making me want to evacuate.

I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

"Your beauty is more intoxicating than the finest whiskey, it's impossible not to get drunk in your presence."

"Are you planning to outdrink me with your wild spirit? Because darling, I'm already drunk on your mesmerizing allure."

"Your green eyes are as intoxicating as a dark vintage wine, and sweetheart, I'm ready to get drunk."

Haha, well, I promise I'm not drunk! Unless you count being intoxicated by your charm. Smooth, right? 😉

Sounds like a fun night! Maybe next time I'll be the one keeping you company till the sun comes up.

"Smart choice! Getting to know someone over drinks definitely has its perks. I’d love to be the one to change that for you. 😉"

Haha, yeah, I get a bit more talkative when I've had a few drinks. What about you? Do you turn into a party animal or more of a chill drinker?

"Your laugh is intoxicating, darling. Are you always this intoxicating or am I just drunk in your beautiful presence?"

"Taking notes is overrated. Let’s just wing it like a pair of drunk flamingos at a ballet recital! 🦩💃"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your smile is lighting up this whole room.

Hey I’m drunk right now

But it’s okay because that just means I get to see 2 if you

"Your kiss, dear love, is like a fine wine, it leaves me drunk on the intoxicating divine."

Are you a Swedish meatball? Because I want to smother you in lingonberry sauce.

Are you a GPS? Because I'm lost in your eyes like a confused Swede after a few drinks.

Well, I promise I'm not a lightweight. But hey, a little buzz can make for some interesting conversations. What's your wildest drunk story? 🍻

"I must be drunk on your smile, because I find it rarer and tastier than the finest fillet mignon!"

Maybe I'm just high on life... or maybe it's all the coffee I've been drinking. So, what's your excuse?

Haha, maybe I had one too many glasses of wine. But don't worry, I'm still all here! So, what's your go-to drink? 🍸

Did you hear about the drunk Swede who tried to ice skate on a pancake? That's how smooth you are.

Haha, only if you promise to share all your deepest secrets once the drinks start flowing. Deal?

"Your beauty is intoxicating, it's making me drunk on desire. Care to join me for a more potent cocktail?"

"Your sassy spirit is as intoxicating as a fine wine; may I have the pleasure of getting drunk on you?"

"Srivally, your smile is more intoxicating than the finest wine, mind if I get a little drunk tonight?"

Haha, well at least you didn't text your ex! Drunk texts can be dangerous territory. So, what's your go-to drunk food? Mine's definitely pizza.

"A classy move! But honestly, who wouldn't want to share a drink with someone as intriguing as you? Ready to break that rule with me? 😏"

Did we just meet or have we been dancing together in my dreams all night?

Did it hurt when you fell from the barstool? Because you must be a Swedish angel!

Are you a shooting star? Because every time I see you, my heart feels brighter.

Wow, that's impressive! I'm all about good vibes too. So, what's your go-to drink when you're finally ready to share it with someone? 🍹

"Your voice is as intoxicating as fine wine, can I get drunk on it tonight?"

"Only if you promise to keep it fun and light! What’s your favorite drink to toast with?"

Are you from Sweden? Because you've got me feeling like I've had one too many meatballs!

"Smart choice! Building trust first is key. What do you enjoy doing instead? I bet we’d find some fun alternatives together!"

"Gurleen, your beauty is intoxicating; it's left me drunk on desire and craving for more."

Haha, only if it leads to a dance-off! I bet you have some killer moves hidden behind that cute smile of yours. 😉

"Aww, I respect that! But trust me, getting to know me is worth a drink... or two. I promise I’m fun without the booze. 😏"

Whoa, I'm more about good conversation than getting you drunk. But hey, a little wine never hurt!

"Enough talk. Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk - mind if I taste?"

"Maybe, but only because I want to see that gorgeous smile loosen up. What else do I need to know to get you tipsy? 😏"

A: How drunk are you?

B: About like your face.
A: What?
B: Pretty

This only works if they ask you, but still.

Are you a Swedish dictionary? Because you make my heart do the Skol chant!

That's pretty impressive! It's nice to have that kind of self-control. But we should definitely change that once we know each other better! 😊

"Your eyes sparkle when you smile, it's intoxicating. Can I get drunk in them tonight?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te...and that's coming from someone who's had a few too many!

Are you Swedish? Because you make me want to say "skål" and spill my drink.

I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

"Do you have a map? Cause honey, every time I see you, my heart gets as lost as a drunk bee."

"Your beauty is like the most intoxicating cocktail, one sip and I'm already drunk in love and desire."

Did it hurt when you fell from IKEA? Because you've got me assembling my feelings for you!

The Republican presidential debate is going to be like a singles bar full of unattractive men trying to get you drunk enough to vote for them

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I bet even drunk you're still an angel.

Sounds like the perfect excuse to grab a drink together and see if we can uncover some hidden feelings 😉

"Your cuteness is more intoxicating than champagne, darling. Can I get drunk on your sweet vibes tonight?"

"Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk tonight."

Are you from Stockholm? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm in Abba-solutely in love.

Can you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?

"Are you a juicy steak? Because every time I get drunk, my heart sizzles for your smile."

You wanna get drunk and make some mistakes sometime?

70% of the time, it works every time.

Are you a Swedish meatball? Because you've got me feeling all saucy and ready to roll!

Are you a Swedish fish? Because I'm hooked on you like a drunk Swede on fermented herring!

Are you a Swedish meatball? Because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Are you a Viking? Because you just plundered my heart with those blue eyes.

Let's mix like cocktails - sweet, spicy, and with a hint of danger. Let's get drunk on each other.

Are you made of wine? Because you're intoxicating and I want to bottle you up.

That's super smart! I guess we can toast with a virtual drink for now. What's the most adventurous thing you've done since you got here? 🥳

Did it hurt when you fell from IKEA? Because you've got me feeling GRÖÖVY!

Are you a Swedish dictionary? Because you've got me lost in your words, just like after too much schnapps!

I’m already drunk, what’s next?

Ur lips are like wine ,

And I want to get drunk !

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

I’m not drunk

I’m just intoxicated by you

Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can s**... you when we’re drunk.

Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.

Mind if I get drunk with you?

Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?

I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.

I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!

Aye girl, they call me Snow Day.... Because I'm gonna get drunk and sled all over you.

I'm so drunk off your love, I'm silurian.

The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.

Let's play breathalyzer! You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are!

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of havng an adult conversation.

Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….

I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.

If you want to get drunk, lets toast. I'll get you drunk with my music (Jay Chou)

Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.