81 Drunk Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you see a hot girl or guy that you want to pick up? Use these funny and flirty drunk pick up lines to help you help you land the man or woman of your dreams. These pick up lines feature common drinking themes like beer, wine, shots, and more.

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A good Drunk pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?
I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.
I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.
I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.
Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.
I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

Here are 81 drunk pick up lines for her and flirty drunk rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your drunk rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny drunk pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty drunk joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute drunk pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about drunk are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.

Hey guess what I am drinking tonight. Nothing because I am already drunk on you.

From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic

Are you leftover pizza?

I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again

Eleanor: It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.

Yes I'm drunk and you look stunning...
But tomorrow when I'm sober, you'll still look beautiful

I came here to do two things: Get drunk & get your number. Looks like I am pretty drunk.

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That’s a generous pour. If I get too drunk, you might have to drive me back to your place.

I’m not drunk. But you could fix that.

"Sure, let me get a drink to match your intoxicating beauty, because I'm already drunk on your allure."

"Do you like wine and steak? Because your smile is the rarest cut, and I'm drunk on it."

"Alicia, your smile is more intoxicating than the finest wine, mind if I get drunk on it tonight?"

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"Your pure heart is more intoxicating than the finest wine; can I get drunk on your love?"

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Funny drunk Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Drunk conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Your beauty is intoxicating, and I'm feeling tipsy; can I have the pleasure of being drunk in your love tonight?"

"There's an intriguing mystery in your eyes, it's more intoxicating than the finest wine and I'm already drunk."

"Have you ever been told your eyes are intoxicating? Because I can't help but get drunk on them."

"Your smile is intoxicating, can I get drunk in your eyes tonight?"

I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

Are you a drunk driver? Cus you just blew through the stop sign to my heart.

Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

"Your green eyes are as intoxicating as a dark vintage wine, and sweetheart, I'm ready to get drunk."

"Your beauty is more intoxicating than the finest whiskey, it's impossible not to get drunk in your presence."

"Are you planning to outdrink me with your wild spirit? Because darling, I'm already drunk on your mesmerizing allure."

"Your laugh is intoxicating, darling. Are you always this intoxicating or am I just drunk in your beautiful presence?"

Hey I’m drunk right now

But it’s okay because that just means I get to see 2 if you

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Clever drunk Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Drunk hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a traffic sign?

Because I’d love to take you home on a drunk night

"Your kiss, dear love, is like a fine wine, it leaves me drunk on the intoxicating divine."

"I must be drunk on your smile, because I find it rarer and tastier than the finest fillet mignon!"

"Your sassy spirit is as intoxicating as a fine wine; may I have the pleasure of getting drunk on you?"

"Do I look drunk? Because your beauty hits harder than a shot of Chelsea Dry Gin!"

"Your beauty is intoxicating, it's making me drunk on desire. Care to join me for a more potent cocktail?"

"Srivally, your smile is more intoxicating than the finest wine, mind if I get a little drunk tonight?"

"Your voice is as intoxicating as fine wine, can I get drunk on it tonight?"

"Gurleen, your beauty is intoxicating; it's left me drunk on desire and craving for more."

A: How drunk are you?

B: About like your face.
A: What?
B: Pretty

This only works if they ask you, but still.

"Enough talk. Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk - mind if I taste?"

"Your eyes sparkle when you smile, it's intoxicating. Can I get drunk in them tonight?"

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Smooth drunk Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Drunk pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Do you have a map? Cause honey, every time I see you, my heart gets as lost as a drunk bee."

I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

"Your beauty is like the most intoxicating cocktail, one sip and I'm already drunk in love and desire."

The Republican presidential debate is going to be like a singles bar full of unattractive men trying to get you drunk enough to vote for them

"Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk tonight."

Can you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?

"Your cuteness is more intoxicating than champagne, darling. Can I get drunk on your sweet vibes tonight?"

"Are you a juicy steak? Because every time I get drunk, my heart sizzles for your smile."

You wanna get drunk and make some mistakes sometime?

70% of the time, it works every time.

I’m already drunk, what’s next?

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

Ur lips are like wine ,

And I want to get drunk !

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Flirty drunk Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Drunk pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I’m not drunk

I’m just intoxicated by you

If you want to get drunk, lets toast. I'll get you drunk with my music (Jay Chou)

I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.

I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can s**... you when we’re drunk.

Did it hurt when you fell from non existent heaven? Because you look like an angel. Not the religious kind, but the kind I can get drunk enough to sleep with me….

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by the possibility of havng an adult conversation.

Let's play breathalyzer! You blow me as hard as you can, and I will tell you how drunk you are!

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.

The sun's almost down. Why aren't you drunk yet?

Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

I'm so drunk off your love, I'm silurian.

Excuse me! Are there any strippers here? Former strippers? Non-dancers but you're feeling a little bit drunk?

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Cringe drunk Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!

I’m not drunk, I’m just twitoxicated by you.

Mind if I get drunk with you?

Aye girl, they call me Snow Day.... Because I'm gonna get drunk and sled all over you.

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Do you want to go out on Friday? Also, can you pick me up? I will be drunk.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Drunk love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Drunk chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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