Top 50 Drunk Pick Up lines

Do you see a hot girl or guy that you want to pick up? Use these funny and flirty drunk pick up lines to help you help you land the man or woman of your dreams. These pick up lines feature common drinking themes like beer, wine, shots, and more.

I just voted, now who wants get drunk and see my electoral college?
I’m not drunk. I’m just intoxicated by your beauty.
I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.
I didn't get you drunk, honey, I injected you with flavor.
Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.
I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
I can’t get drunk off alcohol, but I’d like to get drunk off you.
Hey guess what I am drinking tonight. Nothing because I am already drunk on you.
From one of my favorite youtubers... "Can you let me know when you're drunk enough that you find me attractive?"

If your curious, the channel is Joe Goes. He was epic
Are you leftover pizza?

I should probably get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I'ma put you in my mouth again

Funny drunk pickup lines

Wanna get drunk and start heming-away?

Eleanor: It’s suddenly very important that I get drunk.

Yes I'm drunk and you look stunning...

But tomorrow when I'm sober, you'll still look beautiful

I came here to do two things: Get drunk & get your number. Looks like I am pretty drunk.

I’m not drunk. But you could fix that.

Are you a drunk driver? Cus you just blew through the stop sign to my heart.

I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

Are you a toddler playing in the road

Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you

Hey I’m drunk right now

But it’s okay because that just means I get to see 2 if you

Are you a traffic sign?

Because I’d love to take you home on a drunk night

A: How drunk are you?

B: About like your face.
A: What?
B: Pretty

This only works if they ask you, but still.

I've got a case of WD-40 in the back, wanna get drunk?

Can you drive me home, I'm too drunk to drive and you wouldn't want me to get a DWI would you?

You wanna get drunk and make some mistakes sometime?

70% of the time, it works every time.

I’m already drunk, what’s next?

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

Ur lips are like wine ,

And I want to get drunk !

I’m not drunk

I’m just intoxicated by you

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.