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Following is our collection of Panties chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. What's my V-drop? Your panties.

  2. Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

  3. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

  4. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  5. A little elaborate, but bear with me.

    So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks.

    Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you.

    You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical.

    Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?"

    Boom. Panties, meet floor.

  6. My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

    You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.

  7. Is your name Lionel?

    Cause you made my panties Messi

  8. Are you Japanese?

    Because I want to get into ja panties.

  9. Your panties are like Oreos,

    I wanna like the inside.

  10. Super watch

    One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

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Are you from Japan?
Cas I wanna get into Ja-panties

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

What would you rather look at me or shit???

*She says you*
Then how can you lower your panties for shit and not for me??

Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!

Me: As in, Peel off my panties?

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Give me your panties or give me death.

My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast...