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Top 29 Panties Pick Up lines

Are you trying to pick up girls at the laundry mat or a place with a lot of panties like Victoria Secrets? Use these panty related pick up lines to help you score! These dirty and panty pick up lines involving panties are the best for you. These panty pick up lines involve common panty themes like panty stuffing, panty sizes, panty colors, and panty brands.

  1. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

    Or is it 10 minutes faster?

  2. What's my V-drop? Your panties.

  3. Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

  4. My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

    Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

  5. If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

    Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

  6. Is there a cemetery in your panties?

    Because that's where I want to bury my children.

  7. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

  8. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  9. You dropped something yet? Because you are about to drop your panties for me.

  10. Are you the second most populated country?

    Cause I wanna get India panties


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What is a Panties pickup line?

Working panties pickup lines

Your panties are like Oreos, I wanna lick the inside.

Does your panties match your shoes? Oh you are not wearing any shoes?

Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.

My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.

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This is a funny Panties pickup line!

Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

Are you Japanese?
Because I want to get into ja panties.

What do your panties and ketamine have in common?

I'd love to sniff them both.

Your panties are like Oreos,

I wanna like the inside.

Your panties are like good beats.

I can’t wait for them to drop
Happy holidays fam

Are you from Japan?

Cas I wanna get into Ja-panties

Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!

Me: As in, Peel off my panties?

Give me your panties or give me death.

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Working Panties tinder opener

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.