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Top 27 Panties Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Panties pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. What's my V-drop? Your panties.

  2. Hey boy, you like girls in granny panties?

  3. My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

    Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

  4. If I were a household appliance I’d be a washing machine

    Cuz then I’d always get your panties wet

  5. I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

  6. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  7. Are you the second most populated country?

    Cause I wanna get India panties

  8. Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.

  9. My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

    You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.

  10. Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

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Are you Japanese?
Because I want to get into ja panties.

Your panties are like Oreos,

I wanna like the inside.

Your panties are like good beats.

I can’t wait for them to drop
Happy holidays fam

Damn girl you Asian?

Cause I love Ja-panties

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Are you from Japan?

Cas I wanna get into Ja-panties

What would you rather look at me or shit???
*She says you*
Then how can you lower your panties for shit and not for me??

Hot damn girl!

I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!

Me: As in, Peel off my panties?

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-SEX-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.

Give me your panties or give me death.

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

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Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded. 

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

My magical watch says you're not wearing any panties...oh, you are? Damn, it must be an hour fast...