I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

You dropped something yet? Because you are about to drop your panties for me.

Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties

Does your panties match your shoes? Oh you are not wearing any shoes?

"Is it just me, or do those leopard print panties perfectly match your wild spirit? Let’s go on an adventure together."

"I must say, your confidence is as bold as those leopard prints—care to share the secret behind that fierce energy?"

"Is it just me, or do those red panties make your smile even more irresistible?"

"Are you a game controller? Because whenever I see you in those panties, I feel an irresistible urge to play."

Sounds intriguing! I bet you'd look even sexier in my favorite shirt... or maybe without it. 😉

Haha, I see you like a bit of mystery! Maybe I'll have to show you my collection sometime... 😉

"Is your confidence as bold as those red panties? Because you’ve definitely caught my eye and my imagination."

You look stunning in those panties! Can I be the reason behind that beautiful smile next time?

Are you a camera? Because every picture you take in those panties is worth a thousand likes.

Are you a touchdown? Because you make my heart race faster than a Superbowl selfie in my panties.

Those panties look amazing on you, but they'd look even better off. Just saying.

"Is your underwear pink? Because you've sprinkled a rosy hue on my dreary day."

Aww, thanks! Maybe you'll get a peek at the kitty panties if you play your cards right 😉 What's your favorite way to unwind after a long day?

"Is it just me, or do those red panties deserve a standing ovation for adding extra flair to your beauty?"

If kisses were panties, yours would be the sexiest lace I've ever seen.

"Those red panties have me thinking you must be trouble—because I’m definitely up for some playful mischief with you."

I hope your panties are a size "adventurous" because I have some wild plans in mind for them.

My watch can detect intimate details about girls. Right now it’s telling me you’re not wearing panties.

You are? I think it’s just running about 30 minutes fast.

Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.

Meow, kitty panties, huh? Sounds playful. Maybe I'll have to see them in person sometime. 😏

Are you a size WiFi? Because I'm getting a strong connection with you.

"Girl, are you a size 'large'? Because you're filling up all my thoughts and dreams."

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard after seeing your selfie in panties.

"Is it just me, or do those red panties make you look even more irresistible? I can't help but admire."

"Is it just me, or is your confidence in that red a show-stopper? I can’t take my eyes off you."

Are you a size "404 error"? Because my heart can't find you anywhere else.

"Are you a touchdown? Because seeing you in that superbowl selfie got my heart racing."

"Is your underwear pink today? Because like a sunset, your beauty paints my world in shades of pink."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I "take off" my underwear again?

"Are you a controller? Cause when you're in panties, I can't help but want to play the hardest level with you."

What's the similarity between Ketamine and your panties?

I like to sniff them both

"Is your style inspired by the wild? Because you’ve got me feeling adventurous just being near you."

"Those red panties have me convinced you're trouble, and I'm definitely up for a little adventure."

Are you a camera? Because every snapshot of you in panties is a work of art.

"Is it just me, or are those leopard print panties a perfect match for your wild and adventurous spirit?"

Haha, you definitely know how to grab my attention with those words! 😉 Let's keep the fun going!

Haha, kitty panties? That's cute and sexy! I bet they look adorable on you. 😉

I must say, your personality is as enticing as your choice in panties. Let's explore both further.

Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, especially when you take off those panties."

Are those panties a size "beautiful"? Because they sure look like they were made for an angel like you.

"I must be lost in the jungle, because every time I see you, my heart races like a wild animal."

"Are you a size 'small'? Because you just made my heart feel 'extra small'."

"Those red panties are like a masterpiece; I can't help but admire the art behind that gorgeous view."

You must be wearing space pants because that ass is out of this world.

Haha, I like a guy who appreciates cute undies. Maybe you'll get to see them in person someday 😉

Thanks for the compliment! Maybe next time I'll show you more than just my kitty panties 😉

"Is that red you're wearing, or did you just set my heart on fire with those gorgeous curves?"

Your smile shines brighter than the Superbowl lights. Let's make a touchdown together in my panties.

Are you the Superbowl? Because you've got me feeling like a touchdown in my panties.

"I must say, your confidence in that red is truly captivating—it's like a work of art just waiting to be admired."

Are you Japanese?

Because I want to get into ja panties.

Are you the MVP of my heart? Because I'd let you score in my end zone anytime.

What do your panties and ketamine have in common?

I'd love to sniff them both.

Kitty panties, huh? Sounds playful and intriguing. I'm curious to see what other fun surprises you have. 😏

Are you made of satin? Because I can't wait to unravel your secrets like panties.

"Are you wearing pink panties? Because every time I see you, I'm reminded of sweet, irresistible cotton candy."

"Is that a hint of red I see, or are you just trying to set my heart on fire?"

"Is it just me, or do those red panties have a magnetic pull? Because I can't look away."

Haha, kitty panties? That's cute and sexy. Bet they look amazing on you 😉

"Excuse me, but your confidence in that outfit is absolutely captivating; it brightens the room like a sunset."

Are you a camera? Because every snap of you in your panties is picture-perfect.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my panties disappear.

Your panties are like Oreos,

I wanna like the inside.

"Is it just me, or did the room get a little brighter when you walked in? That red looks stunning on you."

Are you an artist? Because I can't wait to help you "take off" your masterpiece.

"Are you wearing space panties? Because that butt is out of this world."

"You must love to stand out; those leopard print panties say you're not afraid to embrace your inner wild side."

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard to match your panty size.

Your presence is the real MVP in this superbowl selfie, wanna score a touchdown together?

If flirting with you was a sport, you'd definitely be the MVP of this Superbowl selfie in my panties.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my panties disappear... to the laundry.

"Are your panties pink? Because my world blushes every time you smile at me."

Your panties are like good beats.

I can’t wait for them to drop
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"Those red panties are dangerously distracting; I can't decide if I want to admire or unwrap the gift!"

"Those red panties are making it hard to focus; I can't help but imagine how great they’d look on my floor."

Haha, kitty panties sound cute! I bet they make you look even more irresistible. 😉

What do your panties and ketamine have in common?

"That red is definitely your color; it must be illegal to look that good. Care to share your secret?"

Sounds like you already have some wild ideas in mind... What else do you think would look good on me? 😉

"Is your controller in your panties? Because girl, you've got my heart beating faster than any video game ever could."

"Your panties are like a joystick, the more I navigate, the more I want to unlock the high score of your heart."

"Those red panties are bold; they must be as daring as your beautiful smile."

Are you from Japan?

Cas I wanna get into Ja-panties

Her: This is my dog, Pilaf!

Me: As in, Peel off my panties?

Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.

Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!

Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.

Message from 672-739-5463 ( NSA-s**...-LINE ) You left your car keys on the kitchen counter and your panties are on backwards.

Give me your panties or give me death.

I’m picking up measurable precipitation…in your panties.

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.