Top 30 Erection Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Erection chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?
Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
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Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
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Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.
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Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
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You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
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What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.
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Fuck the election, here's my erection.
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Girl, you must be Jesus
Because you’re giving me a res-erection
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Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an erection.
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My erection will live longer and prosper.
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I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.
Hey baby, are you a medical professional?
Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
Girl, are you a Russian agent?
Because you can interfere with my erection.
Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari
Are you a smurf
Cuz I get a erection every time I see you
Are you a bite from a Banana Spider
Because you give me an extremely painful erection
Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?
Are you Russian?
Cuz I’d love for you meddle in my erection.
Are you a construction worker?
Cause your erecting my monument
Are you Dell Conagher?
Because you're erecting my dispencer
I may not be the Messiah...
But you’re giving me a res-erection ;)
Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!
GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
Hey girl, are you an angel?
Cause I have an erection
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging erection.
You prefer a quick time line erection?
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?
Babe, you erect my tent without effort.
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection