43 Erection Pick Up lines And Rizz

Is the guy that you are interested in getting an erection? Use these erection pick up lines to help you flirt and impress men. These erection related pick up lines can be dirty and clean. They can be used for both men and women. Use these pick up lines about erections to help you start the conversation with that guy or girl.

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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable e**... for hours till I die.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....
Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....
Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?

cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)

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What is the difference between an e**... and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.

Girl, you must be Jesus

Because you’re giving me a res-e**...

Your b**... is giving my n**... an e**...

What is difference between a Ferrari and

An e**....... I haven't got a Ferrari

My e**... will live longer and prosper.

I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.

Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an e**...?

I don't have a ferrari.

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Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I get an unexpected magic trick in my pants.

Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an e**...

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?
Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.

Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my e**....

"Are you a builder? Because you just gave me an erection...of the non-structural kind!"

Whats the difference of an e**... and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari

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"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, my wand seems to be under a spell!"

Leave some blood for my heart too

Its all being used up for the e**....

Are you a smurf

Cuz I get a e**... every time I see you

Roses are red, you are who I select

And when I look at you, my p**... member gets increasingly erect

Are you made of steel? Because you've definitely got my attention rising like a skyscraper.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just your presence giving me a sudden elevation?

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection... stronger than my wifi signal at least.

"Are you a math book? Because you just gave me an unexpected and confusing erection."

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful e**...

Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?

Are you Russian?

Cuz I’d love for you meddle in my e**....

Are you a construction worker?

Cause your erecting my monument

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I may not be the Messiah...

But you’re giving me a res-e**... ;)

Are you Dell Conagher?

Because you're erecting my dispencer

Hey girl, are you an angel?

Cause I have an e**...

Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.

You prefer a quick time line e**...?

You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging erection.

Babe, you erect my tent without effort.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an e**...? I don't have a Ferrari.

May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

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