Top 35 Erection Pick Up lines
Is the guy that you are interested in getting an erection? Use these erection pick up lines to help you flirt and impress men. These erection related pick up lines can be dirty and clean. They can be used for both men and women. Use these pick up lines about erections to help you start the conversation with that guy or girl.
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?
Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
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Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
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Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.
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Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
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You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
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Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?
cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)
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What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.
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Girl, you must be Jesus
Because you’re giving me a res-erection
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Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
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What is difference between a Ferrari and
An Erection.... I haven't got a Ferrari
Working erection pickup lines
Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an erection.
My erection will live longer and prosper.
I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.
Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an erection?
I don't have a ferrari.
Have you thought about storming the capital?
Because you're inciting an erection
Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.
Girl, are you a Russian agent?
Because you can interfere with my erection.
Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari
Leave some blood for my heart too
Its all being used up for the erection.
Roses are red, you are who I select
And when I look at you, my penile member gets increasingly erect
Are you a smurf
Cuz I get a erection every time I see you
Are you a bite from a Banana Spider
Because you give me an extremely painful erection
Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?
Are you a construction worker?
Cause your erecting my monument
I may not be the Messiah...
But you’re giving me a res-erection ;)
Are you Dell Conagher?
Because you're erecting my dispencer
Hey girl, are you an angel?
Cause I have an erection
Babe, you erect my tent without effort.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
You prefer a quick time line erection?
You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging erection.
May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?