Top 33 Erection Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Erection pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Erection conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?
Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
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Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
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Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.
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Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
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You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.
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Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?
cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)
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What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.
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Girl, you must be Jesus
Because you’re giving me a res-erection
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What is difference between a Ferrari and
An Erection.... I haven't got a Ferrari
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Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an erection.
Funny erection pickup lines
My erection will live longer and prosper.
I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.
Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an erection?
I don't have a ferrari.
Hey baby, are you a medical professional?
Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
Girl, are you a Russian agent?
Because you can interfere with my erection.
Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari
Leave some blood for my heart too
Its all being used up for the erection.
Are you a smurf
Cuz I get a erection every time I see you
Roses are red, you are who I select
And when I look at you, my penile member gets increasingly erect
Are you a bite from a Banana Spider
Because you give me an extremely painful erection
Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?
Are you Russian?
Cuz I’d love for you meddle in my erection.
I may not be the Messiah...
But you’re giving me a res-erection ;)
Are you Dell Conagher?
Because you're erecting my dispencer
Hey girl, are you an angel?
Cause I have an erection
You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging erection.
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
You prefer a quick time line erection?
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.
May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?
Babe, you erect my tent without effort.