Top 34 Erection Pick Up lines

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1. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

   Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.

2. Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?

3. Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.

4. Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

5. You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this erection.

6. What is the difference between an erection and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.

7. Fuck the election, here's my erection.

8. Girl, you must be Jesus

   Because you’re giving me a res-erection

9. Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an erection.

10. My erection will live longer and prosper.

Funny erection pickup lines

I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.

Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an erection?

I don't have a ferrari.

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an erection

Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari

Leave some blood for my heart too
Its all being used up for the erection.

Do you like architects?

Cause damn, I’m gonna give you something that stands tall and erect tonight!

Are you a smurf

Cuz I get a erection every time I see you

Roses are red, you are who I select

And when I look at you, my penile member gets increasingly erect

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection

Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?

Are you Russian?

Cuz I’d love for you meddle in my erection.

Are you Dell Conagher?

Because you're erecting my dispencer

I may not be the Messiah...

But you’re giving me a res-erection ;)

Hey girl, are you an angel?

Cause I have an erection

Your boner is giving my nipples an erection

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don't have a Ferrari.

You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging erection.

You prefer a quick time line erection?

Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.

May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

Babe, you erect my tent without effort.