Top 35 Erection Pick Up lines
Is the guy that you are interested in getting an erection? Use these erection pick up lines to help you flirt and impress men. These erection related pick up lines can be dirty and clean. They can be used for both men and women. Use these pick up lines about erections to help you start the conversation with that guy or girl.
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?
Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable e**... for hours till I die.
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Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
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Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....
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Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
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You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....
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Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?
cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)
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What is the difference between an e**... and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.
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Girl, you must be Jesus
Because you’re giving me a res-e**...
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Your b**... is giving my n**... an e**...
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Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an e**....
Working erection pickup lines
What is difference between a Ferrari and
An Erection.... I haven't got a Ferrari
My e**... will live longer and prosper.
I hope I can count on your vote for my e**... campaign.
Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an e**...?
I don't have a ferrari.
Hey baby, are you a medical professional?
Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.
Girl, are you a Russian agent?
Because you can interfere with my e**....
Whats the difference of an e**... and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari
Leave some blood for my heart too
Its all being used up for the e**....
Are you a smurf
Cuz I get a e**... every time I see you
Roses are red, you are who I select
And when I look at you, my p**... member gets increasingly erect
Are you a bite from a Banana Spider
Because you give me an extremely painful e**...
Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?
Are you a construction worker?
Cause your erecting my monument
Are you Dell Conagher?
Because you're erecting my dispencer
I may not be the Messiah...
But you’re giving me a res-e**... ;)
Hey girl, are you an angel?
Cause I have an e**...
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an e**...? I don't have a Ferrari.
You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging e**....
Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.
You prefer a quick time line e**...?
May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?
Babe, you erect my tent without effort.