35 Erection Pick Up lines And Rizz

Is the guy that you are interested in getting an erection? Use these erection pick up lines to help you flirt and impress men. These erection related pick up lines can be dirty and clean. They can be used for both men and women. Use these pick up lines about erections to help you start the conversation with that guy or girl.

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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable e**... for hours till I die.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....
Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
You'd better cuff me officer; I don't have planning permission for this e**....
Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?

cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about erection are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

What is the difference between an e**... and a Lamborghini ? I do not have a Lamborghini now.

Girl, you must be Jesus

Because you’re giving me a res-e**...

Your b**... is giving my n**... an e**...

Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an e**....

My e**... will live longer and prosper.

I hope I can count on your vote for my erection campaign.

Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an e**...?

I don't have a ferrari.

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Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an e**...

Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.

Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my e**....

Whats the difference of an e**... and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari

Leave some blood for my heart too

Its all being used up for the e**....

Are you a smurf

Cuz I get a e**... every time I see you

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Try using funny and charming Erection conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful e**...

Are you Russian?

Cuz I’d love for you meddle in my e**....

Is it politically correct to say you make me feel, er, politically erect?

Are you a construction worker?

Cause your erecting my monument

I may not be the Messiah...
But you’re giving me a res-erection ;)

Are you Dell Conagher?

Because you're erecting my dispencer

Hey girl, are you an angel?

Cause I have an e**...

Erections like these don't grow on trees you know.

You prefer a quick time line e**...?

Babe, you erect my tent without effort.

May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and an e**...? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Using good and clever Erection hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You must be a collector base, because you are giving me a raging e**....

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Erection love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Erection chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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