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Top 30 Vagina Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vagina pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is your vagina bleeding or are you just happy to see me?

  2. Vegans really do taste better. And by vegans, I mean my vagina.

  3. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  4. I don't penetrate you, your vagina just has a magnetic reaction to my penis.

  5. My vagina has a voice, and it's saying helloooo, handsome.

  6. I want to be near your vagina so much, I'll write laws about it.

  7. I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?

  8. If this poker game was your vagina...

    ...I'd be all in.

  9. Are you a girl with a working vagina?

    Because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you but only if you allow it. If not I would like to tell you that you look beautiful today.

  10. Girl, are you 330 grit?

    Cuz you are fiiiiiine.

    Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine.
    (Sandpaper grit)

    Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.

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I whisper in her ear: Touch my vagina
Her: What?

Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say

My dick just died

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Hey, i recently lost my vagina, will you lend me yours?

(only works if you're a transgender)

Vaginas are red, my balls are blue

Let's fuck

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my penis in your vagina.


*points at vagina*
Are gonna eat that?

Hey, is your vagina busy?

No? Because my weiners got some free time.

I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first

I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight!

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Hi, I have a vagina

Did you erupt from a fire witch's vagina? Because you're a total smokeshow.

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Working Vagina tinder opener

I have a beard.

Can I touch it with my vagina?

My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?

Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable... Like your vagina.