Top 9 Vagina Pick Up lines

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1. Hey diddle diddle, that's what I want you to do to my v**....

2. Is it wet in here, or is it just my v**...?

3. I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my v**...?

4. My v**... is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

5. I want to be near your v**... so much, I'll write laws about it.

6. Is my v**... crying or are you just sexy?

7. Did you erupt from a fire witch's v**...? Because you're a total smokeshow.

8. Katy: That is exactly the kind of girl my mom wishes came out of her v**....

9. I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first