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Top 28 Vagina Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Vagina pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is your vagina bleeding or are you just happy to see me?

  2. Vegans really do taste better. And by vegans, I mean my vagina.

  3. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  4. I don't penetrate you, your vagina just has a magnetic reaction to my penis.

  5. My vagina has a voice, and it's saying helloooo, handsome.

  6. If this poker game was your vagina...

    ...I'd be all in.

  7. Are you a girl with a working vagina?

    Because I would like to have sexual intercourse with you but only if you allow it. If not I would like to tell you that you look beautiful today.

  8. Girl, are you 330 grit?

    Cuz you are fiiiiiine.

    Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine.
    (Sandpaper grit)

    Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.

  9. I whisper in her ear: Touch my vagina

    Her: What?

    Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say

  10. My dick just died

    My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

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Funny vagina pickup lines

Hey, i recently lost my vagina, will you lend me yours?
(only works if you're a transgender)

Is your vagina Jeffrey Epstein?

Cuz I want to murder it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put my penis in your vagina.


*points at vagina*

Are gonna eat that?

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This is a funny Vagina pickup line!

Vaginas are red, my balls are blue

Let's fuck

I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first

I'm not a dick in real life, but I'll play one in your vagina tonight!

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Hi, I have a vagina

Did you erupt from a fire witch's vagina? Because you're a total smokeshow.

Hey diddle diddle, thats what I want you to do to my vagina.

I have a beard.

Can I touch it with my vagina?

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Working Vagina tinder opener

My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?

Is my vagina crying or are you just sexy?

Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!

How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable... Like your vagina.