There is no god, so no going to h**... if we f**....

You are cute as f**.... *duck... damn autocorrect.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

Hey babe, call me an insurance company

Because i know how to f**... people ;)

You are rubber, I'm invisible, what ever you say, I bet I will f**... you.

Should I get the f**... outta here

or can I ask you how your day was?

I heard Asian girls love to f**....

Ever had s**... while camping? It’s f**... In-Tents.

I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me

Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we f**... type?

I'll have you leave him, one more f**... is all it takes. (Afterwave)

Girl, I want to f**... it up, inside your little buttercup. (Tempo)

Nice bowling shoes, wanna f**...?

I'm f**... s**...

But I would like to be f**... you

I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna f**... (Pigs In Zen)

But girl you ain't the only one that's trying to be the only one at least I admit that, if you get that, and you with that. Then, f**..., let's get it then. (We'll be Fine)

Life's a jungle let's go to your place and f**... like animals!

I don't f**... with lies, I just straight f**.... (Truth Hurts)

f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!

Ready to have a f**... good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?

Girl, got tempo? Let's f**... it up to the beat. (Tempo)

Girl, would you be interested to complete the f**... Objective to unlock the new trophy?

f**... me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Elvis Presley?

Why do I want to f**... you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!

Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in my banner and f**... you for glory.

CANADIAN GOAL....wanna f**... to celebrate?

Are you a succubus? 'Cuz I wanna f**... you.

I got ice cream upstairs. Wanna f**...?

"Did it hurt, Praise, when you fell from heaven? Because heaven's been missing its most amazing phase."

Can I borrow a map? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I get lost in a good fuck.

"Roses are red, so let's not waste days, you're a beauty that amazes, waiting for my gaze, isn't it time we blaze, Praise?"

"Your video was hot but I'd rather star in our own version, where the intensity meets passion under a red hue."

"Is that a heart locket? Because I've been looking for the key to unlock my 'Novel of Love' sequel."

"Your brunette curls remind me of a plot twist, the more they unwind, the more intriguing our story gets."

"Let's savor this tension a little longer, build up that desire until we can't resist anymore. Patience is sexy, don't you think?"

I admire your honesty! But how about we focus on getting to know each other better before jumping into anything?

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

"In a world so bright, you’re the spark of my night, your beauty’s a dream, pure delight!"

Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna f**...?

"Hey, let's not rush into assumptions. I'm more interested in building something meaningful than just a casual fling."

Sounds like you need a little time management help. Luckily, I excel at multitasking. Let me add some spice to your hectic day.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, all wrapped up in one delightfully tempting package."

"If passion's a fire, you're the flame that ignites, your words are a melody that dances in heights!"

Maybe it's the thrill of the unknown... or perhaps you're just waiting for the perfect moment to give in to temptation. 😉

"Though stars may shine, none can compare, to your sweet glow that leaves me in despair."

I'm all for some fun too, but let's make sure there's a real spark first. Let's keep the anticipation building, shall we?

"Are you a turtle? Because I find myself shell-shocked by your beauty whenever I'm not napping."

"You and your sister make a sexy duo, how about we explore those shared genes in a more private setting?"

"That heart locket around your neck is hot, but it's no match for the fire in your eyes."

Are you a porn star? Because I'd like to blow your mind, not just your dick.

Your sexy moves on the field make me want to see what other skills you have off the pitch.

"Your curls remind me of plot twists, they add excitement to your story... care to help me write the next chapter?"

Noa, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te from Utrecht.

Haha, slow down there! Let's get to know each other a bit more first before jumping into anything like that. 😉

"Darling, that heart locket of yours can't possibly hold as much passion as your eyes reveal tonight."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to every page, and I want to explore every word with you.

"You're the sunrise that awakens my soul, your compassion's an ocean making me whole."

"Is that heart locket as adventurous as you? Because I'd love to explore every inch of your desires."

"Do you have a map? Because I seem to have lost myself in your eyes, my day and night."

Do you play League? Because I'd love to lane with you all night long.

Ah, a bit of evil is always intriguing. But I bet your devilish side hides a sweet secret. Care to share?

"Your curls rival any cover girl's whirls, and that locket? It's begging to meet my alpha world."

"Babe, with curls that could outshine a magazine cover, I bet your heart locket is as lucky as I aim to be."

"Are you a star? Because your beauty lights up my darkest nights, and I'd love to explore your universe."

Haha, maybe it's the thrill of the chase that's keeping things interesting. I'm up for the challenge. 😉

Are you a dictionary? Because you just defined perfection.

"Not even the busiest day could take away the thought of you. You're my true love, and an irresistible desire."

"If you’re looking for a little excitement, I promise to bring a spark you won’t forget. 😉"

I'm all for getting to know each other better before jumping into anything like that. What are your hobbies or interests?

"That kiss with your sister got me thinking, fancy an encore with a more daring audience?"

"Looking for a little excitement? I promise to make your fantasies come alive in ways he never could."

"Your brunette curls and that green heart - like a traffic light telling me to go. Mind if we merge lanes tonight?"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, my only gaze. Can I steal a moment of your busy day?"

"I can't stop thinking about how good it would feel if you were to fuck me hard tonight."

"Your beauty shines like a star, I can't resist how lovely you are."

You're not just amazing on the field, you're also amazing in bed. Let's score together.

Are you the word "bitch"? Because you make me wanna suck, blow, and lick every inch of you.

"Actually, I'm here in search of a genuine connection. The physical aspect is just one piece of the puzzle, not the whole picture."

Excuse me, but you must be an angel because I'm knocked out by your beauty.

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

"I'm not sure if it's your new curls or your green heart pendant that has me twisted, but I'm curling into the idea of knowing you better."

Maybe it's the anticipation, the thrill of the chase. I'll make sure it's worth the wait when we finally meet.

"Heaven must mourn its loss, for you outshine the stars with gloss, despite tears, you sway, won't you light up my way?"

"I can’t help but notice the energy between us—care to explore it a little deeper tonight?"

"Did your necklace use to be red? Because with that green one, you've made every traffic light in my heart turn green for go."

"Excuse me, but your hotness and talent in drawing could make anyone fall head over heels!"

Haha, maybe I'm secretly the evil twin you never knew you had! Or maybe just really good at Mario Kart. 🎮😈

"Your curls or world's finest pearls, couldn't compare to the twist my desire unfurls, ready to unlock your heart's secret whirls."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears faster than "live, love, fuck."

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be guilty of stealing my heart. Can I have it back?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I get a throat-tingling sensation.

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life and I can't shut up about it."

Haha, well maybe I can help you unwind and add a little excitement to that crazy schedule of yours 😉

"You're a fine piece of literotica come to life, sweetheart. Let's turn that heat into our own bestseller."

"Those curls, babe, hotter than a magazine's cover, how 'bout we unravel them in sheets like no other?"

"Seeing you in those enticing curls stirs a desire so strong, it's like your heart locket is beckoning me closer."

"Are you a magazine model? Because your curls are like perfect headlines, they've got my heart locked, let's unlock it together."

"I can't write literotica, but for you, I'd compose a symphony of love and laughter."

Well, lucky for you, I'm a master in the art of pleasure. Can't wait to show you what I'm capable of.

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, except a filter like mine."

"That heart locket around your neck is captivating, but it's your burning desire that truly unlocks me."

Do me, I'm Harry f**... Potter.

"Ellie, your golden glow has me captivated. Fancy turning this spark into a wild fire tonight?"

"Sweetheart, your 'yes' is just as intoxicating as your fiery spirit, even as it brands me a 'dumb ass'."

"Woah, such fiery language! Let's keep things spicy and fun, not angry. You have a way with words that's impossible to ignore."

Hey is your name Simon Bower? Because you're a f**... mad c**....

"Ellie Golden, with your radiant beauty, I'm ready to dive deep. Are you up for an unforgettable night?"

"You've ignited a fire in me to strive for greatness; can I ignite something more with you?"

"Girl, your curls got me in a whirl; just like a heart locket, your love's the secret I wanna unlock it."

"Your eyes are like deep oceans, and I can't wait to dive in. Let's create some waves in my bedroom."

Hey girl, are you Jasmine? Because I can't stop thinking about the sweet taste of your semen.

"Is it just me, or did we both just feel the spark that could light up this night?"

"You and your sister share a unique bond, how about we make it tantalizingly unforgettable?"

"Your locket is as enticing as you; I reckon unlocking it would be as exhilarating as undressing your desires."

"Your brilliance outshines the day and night, making you the sweetest distraction in my chaotic world."

You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you've got a look in your eye like you haven't been f**... in a year.

"Are you the North Star? Because your shine guides my soul, even during my busiest days."

"Well, isn't that a bold assumption? Sure, I love passion, but I'm also looking for someone to connect with on deeper levels."

Oh, I definitely appreciate your boldness. Let's keep it exciting and see where this chemistry takes us.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just the chemistry between us? Let’s fan the flames together."

"That kiss showed me a preview, ready to take this show backstage? Your sister can join the encore."

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...just like my clothes will later."

"Are you a star? Because my universe only sparkles when you're around."

"Is your name Nap? Because I'd love to be tangled in your sheets after laughing at our terrible jokes."

Are you a book? Because I'm checking you out like Daddy at the library.

"Maddie, your smile lights up a room, but it's your body that truly sparks my desires."

"Praise, your allure got me in a daze, let's turn those blushes into wild days and sizzling nights, what do you say?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven..

Because your face looks f**... up

"Noa, if beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your cellmate?"

Sounds like you could use some distraction... I have a few ideas on how to make your schedule a little more enjoyable 😉