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Top 50 Offensive Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Offensive pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Offensive tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my kiss offenses.

  2. Hey babe, what's your favorite position? Mine's long A. - Mine is banana - mine's lower dark - Mine is Secret. Wait...

  3. Girl, I just want to hold you in my arms and lay you down cuz you're da bomb!

  4. Hey girl, want to inspect my Case Hardened?

  5. Girl, you are my rare special item

  6. Looks like you've unboxed the key to my heart.

  7. Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I'd dump my Ak for you.

  8. Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.

  9. You're a Mac-10/10 - MP9/10 - Mag7/10 - M4/10

  10. If you were B site, I’d rush you.


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Working offensive pickup lines

Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

You must be a mala prohibitum offense, because you have FINE written all over you!

Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart.

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This is a funny Offensive pickup line!

Babe, want to see how I control the game into your long tunnel?

I never play heaven cuz I always fall for you.

You can peak at my long any time.

Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl.

Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.

I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.

Baby, you're the bomb, why don't you plant it at bombsite D?

Are you a bombsite? Because I am about to de_stroy that pussy in 40 seconds.

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Working Offensive tinder opener

They would reintroduce sprays just for you.

If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?

Girl how do you have full HP? because you just fell from heaven.

Babe, I know how to control my spray pattern, I bet you cannot.

Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass?

You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred.

Can I wall bang your double doors?

Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?

You're hotter than a $400 Molotov

Girl, I would empty my mag into your vag any night.

Girl, you could inspect my gear any time.