Girl, you're so hot I think you might be Mirage.

You're a Mac-10/10 - MP9/10 - Mag7/10 - M4/10

Ay girl. Are you an AWP cause I'd dump my Ak for you.

Is 7355608 your number 'cause you're the bomb!

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

Babe, want to see how I control the game into your long tunnel?

Are you a knife? because your stabbing my heart.

I will turn you factory new into a field tested.

Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl.

Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.

I never play heaven cuz I always fall for you.

Girl, you sure you don't want to give it another chance? I'll be sure to make you squeaky.

Are you a bombsite? Because I am about to de_stroy that p**... in 40 seconds.

Baby, you're the bomb, why don't you plant it at bombsite D?

They would reintroduce sprays just for you.

If my body was de_inferno, would you rush this banana?

Girl, do you mind if I check out your underpass?

You look factory new, but after im done, you will be battle scarred.

Babe, I know how to control my spray pattern, I bet you cannot.

You're hotter than a $400 Molotov

Girl, I would empty my mag into your v**... any night.

Can I plant my bomb on your G-Spot?

Girl, you could inspect my gear any time.

Can I wall bang your double doors?

Of course I can carry you, sweetie... to my bed 😉

Girl, I will make your Famas Pulse.

Are you mirage? Because I want to go deep into your jungle.

If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?

Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.

Are you a Nova? Because you are pure gold.

Hey gurl are you silver? cause I'm actually a MGE, bend over.

I would love to SPAWN on your face!

Wanna play some CS? You can be T cuz you lookin' bomb.

Are you comfortable with public affection, or should we go sneaky beaky like

Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.

Lemme stick my hyper beast in your Asimov real quick.

I want to spray u like i spray my Negev.

Girl please just let me one tap you!

Girl asked me for my digits so i told her 1:0:29278475

Do you mind if I peek your top of mid?

Don't be a kit show me some goods.

If you let me work my way up your ladder, I'm sure you'll be in Heaven.

Baby I'll stick it in your Asimov.

My AK isn't the only thing that penetrates well.

You are the thing I'd prioritize when my team says "save"

Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a Molotov, because you are smoking hot.

Hey girl, would you mind boosting me up?

Do you prefer the flash first or bang?

Girl, is that a Molotov under your feet? Cuz you are hot!

Are you a terrorist cuz you blew my mind.

You are so sweet I could just cobble you up.

Girl, sit on my head, i'll boost you.

Hey girl, wanna Net'flicks' and chill?

Are you a chokepoint? Because you are smoking.

Damn gurl, you a p90? Cuz I’d spray you.

If you were a CSGO map you would be de_licious!

if you're an ak , I'd pick you up

If I was an M4A1-S, you could unscrew my silencer anytime.

Is your name Beretta? Because you make me see double.

Hey girl, want to have a private match? I've got de_cache

There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.

My heart is strafing towards you more and more each day

Baby are you a flashbang ? because you are stunning.

Girl, I want to tap-shoot your ass so hard.

are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like

What's your strat for the night because I'm thinkin' of planting my bomb at site V.

Trigger Warning: Offensive pick-up line ahead

Hey girl, you can call me the North Tower.

Cause I put out for 102 minutes then leave you in pieces on the ground.

I wanna rush your lower tunnels.

Hey girl, you got some big hitboxes

I've got to eco this round, let's just get a pizza.

"Just like Sergio Ramos, I may play defense in life, but I'd always go offensive to win your heart."

Girl, want to see how I fire in the hole?

Babe, can you help me practice my pistol aim?

"Are you on the FBI's most wanted list? Because stealing hearts is definitely a federal offense."

Hey girl, you are so hot i could even go to a VACation with you.

Don't worry baby, I'm using protection. I bought head armor.

Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.

Girl, you just AWPed me in the heart.

Girl you are so hot, no one is going to defuse this load from going off.

Help me practice my spray control...

You make my karambit go bayonet.

Girl are you a tesla? Because you need a battery charge

(A criminal offense involving unwanted contact)

"Girl, are you called Rizz? Because my world always autocorrects to 'bliss' every time you're in the vicinity."

"Ever considered football? Cause with your looks, you'd have the whole world playing offense and defense."

"You need a break from me? Well, there's no 'pause' button on this charm offensive, so brace yourself!"

"Even the toughest shogun can't resist a well-armed charm offensive. Ready for a siege of compliments and irresistible flirtation?"

Hey girl, are you Counter Strike?

Because your face is globally offensive.

"Is wearing that uniform your only offense? Because you're guilty of being the most gorgeous cop I've ever seen."

"Is it a military offense to look as stunning as you do, or am I just being held captive by your beauty?"

"I apologize for any offense. How about I call you 'gorgeous' instead? It suits you better."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and my dignity is nowhere to be found!"

Your sharp tongue may sting, but your wit is a diamond ring. Let's banter and conquer together.

"Are you a Rizz? Because you're so unique, when I first met you, I thought I messed up my spell check."

"Are you a Call of Duty map? Because I'd love to spend all night exploring every corner of you."

"I might be submissive, but when it comes to you, I'm ready to play offense and win your heart, beautiful."

Though your tongue may sting with fire, your eyes sparkle with a captivating desire.

"Even if I'm in danger, your smile could instantly turn my panic button into a charm offensive."

"No offense taken, charming maiden. For behind these glasses, a romantic poet is laden."

"You like football? Because I'm sure we'd make a great team; you playing offense to my heart's defense."

"Like a muscular cop dog, you've apprehended my heart. Is resisting your charm a punishable offense?"

Even though i'm blind, i will still have an eye on you.

Im sorry for the people who are actually blind, no offense, although, they will probably not see this.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears – like my respect for them!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because stealing hearts like that should be a punishable offense.

"I apologize for any offense, let me make it up by showering you with compliments, my elegant queen."

You may be offensive, but I find your boldness quite impressive. Let's dance in the fire of your intensity.

"Do you enforce all rules with such grace, or is stealing hearts your secret offense?"

Your words may cut like a knife, but your charm makes me weak in the knees all of my life.

"I see my charm offensive is working! So, what's an unexpected fact about you that could surprise me?"

"I'm truly sorry for any offense. You're just so captivating, it's hard to find the right words."

"You must be the god of desire, killing me softly with your charm. Don't take offense, it's a compliment."

"Do you like Call of Duty? Because I'd love to respawn in your arms every time."

Hey girl, does your husband know you're out without your hijab?

Because that's a stoneable offense

Pickup line for a girl named Alyssa?

Can be offensive as possible, just need an original pickup line

You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality.