Top 46 Cuddle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cuddle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cuddle conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I cuddle with you tonight instead

2. Roses are red, Violets are blue

   I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

3. Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

4. Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

5. Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

6. I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

7. I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

8. You remind me of Build-A-Bear

   You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

9. Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

   Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

10. Did you know cuddling helps you sleep?

    We should try it sometime.

Funny cuddle pickup lines

I can say three things you and my pillow have in common
-both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

Hey girl, i can cuddle you like i cuddle dogs

Works for me every time

I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?

My teddy bear is lost

Will you cuddle with me tonight?

Hug and cuddle won't be the same

Without U ;)

What do quarantine and cuddle share in common?
U.

Are you a cat?

Cause I'd love to cuddle

Of course I like long walks by the moonlight. Just no cuddling by the fireplace. That reminds me of torches and angry mobs. (Frankenstein)

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Love is hard, so is writing

And so will you when we’re cuddling

Roses are red,

Violets are violet,

do you want to cuddle,

with me in my bed?

Hey girl, are you a filthy dog?

Cuz I wanna love you and cuddle you forever

Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...

Join me in bed and replace it, you'll get mike ock to swallo

- Day 14

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

Are you Unemployed?

Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart

- Day 35

Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night

Roses are red, my heart's feeling blue...

I had a bad day, it won't be anymore if I got to cuddle you

I take romance to a new level—I don’t cuddle, I hibernate.

I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

Why don't me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?

I will keep you warmer than any Starbucks ever has. Seriously though, would you like to cuddle?