Top 48 Cuddle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cuddle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I cuddle with you tonight instead

2. Roses are red, Violets are blue

   I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

3. Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

4. Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

5. Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

6. I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

7. I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

8. Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

   Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

9. I can say three things you and my pillow have in common

   -both good for cuddling
   -both dress appropriately
   -both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

10. So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.

Funny cuddle pickup lines

Hey girl, i can cuddle you like i cuddle dogs
Works for me every time

I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?

My teddy bear is lost

Will you cuddle with me tonight?

I see you're down with the Revolution, Liberation, and struggle. Here's my number for when you wanna cuddle.

What do quarantine and cuddle share in common?

U.

Are you a cat?
Cause I'd love to cuddle

Of course I like long walks by the moonlight. Just no cuddling by the fireplace. That reminds me of torches and angry mobs. (Frankenstein)

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Love is hard, so is writing

And so will you when we’re cuddling

Roses are red,

Violets are violet,

do you want to cuddle,

with me in my bed?

Which type of relationship do you want?

Where we kiss and cuddle type or where I hit you and we fuck type?

Hey girl, are you a filthy dog?

Cuz I wanna love you and cuddle you forever

Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...

Join me in bed and replace it, you'll get mike ock to swallo

- Day 14

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

Are you Unemployed?

Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart

- Day 35

Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night

Roses are red, my heart's feeling blue...

I had a bad day, it won't be anymore if I got to cuddle you

Girls like my booty and my penis is small

But i only cuddle with them because im very sensitive, how do i get laid?

thanks guys

I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have sex.

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

Why don't me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?