Top 43 Cuddle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cuddle chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

2. Baby, I just wanna place a tactical insertion in your bed so we could cuddle all day long.

3. Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

4. I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

5. I'm getting cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle!

6. I can say three things you and my pillow have in common

   -both good for cuddling
   -both dress appropriately
   -both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

7. So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.

8. Hey girl, i can cuddle you like i cuddle dogs

   Works for me every time

9. I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?

10. I see you're down with the Revolution, Liberation, and struggle. Here's my number for when you wanna cuddle.

Funny cuddle pickup lines

Hug and cuddle won't be the same
Without U ;)

What do quarantine and cuddle share in common?

U.

Are you a cat?

Cause I'd love to cuddle

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Love is hard, so is writing

And so will you when we’re cuddling

Roses are red,

Violets are violet,

do you want to cuddle,

with me in my bed?

Which type of relationship do you want?
Where we kiss and cuddle type or where I hit you and we fuck type?

Roses are red, my heart's feeling blue...

I had a bad day, it won't be anymore if I got to cuddle you

- Day 53

Are you my pillow

Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...

Join me in bed and replace it, you'll get mike ock to swallo

- Day 14

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

Are you Unemployed?

Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy empty in my heart

- Day 35

Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night

Girls like my booty and my penis is small

But i only cuddle with them because im very sensitive, how do i get laid?

thanks guys

Hey girl, are you a filthy dog?

Cuz I wanna love you and cuddle you forever

I'm looking for a no-strings-attached cuddle buddy.

Romantic comedies and cuddling? No, thanks. I'd rather ride in your truck and have sex.

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

Why don't me and you go to your place and get stoned, maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?

I will keep you warmer than any Starbucks ever has. Seriously though, would you like to cuddle?

Wanna cuddle? I'll be your teddy bear.

If I'm a walker, IDGAF, we're still cuddling.

Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.

I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.