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Top 50 Sleeping Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sleeping pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you made of caffeine?

    Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night

  2. Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

    I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

  3. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

    Like i usually do With me sister..

  4. Are you sleep?

    Because i can't ever get enough of you in my bed

  5. I think you are a horror movie

    Because i can't sleep when i think about you.

  6. You like sleeping too? Cool!!

    We should do it together sometime.

  7. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  8. I'm no vampire sweetheart but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

  9. Goodnight, my prince, my love, my everything. Sleep well and dream of your princess.

  10. Life is dangerous.. Sleep with a doctor!

Funny sleeping pickup lines

Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.

You must be sleep

Because I need more of you

If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.

Do you know, I count your heartbeats before you sleep?

If you sleep with me, I'll let you bomb New Jersey back to the Stone Age.

You look like a dream. Go back to sleep.

Whoever I be with, they got nothing on you. from "Hate Sleeping Alone"

I see that when you are sleeping & you do not use underwear…

Love is when you don't want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream. After seeing you, I don't ever want to sleep again.

Oh i will sleep to my heart's content! hope to see you in my dreams.

I can’t find sleep in my bed

Could I try in yours?

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

Look baby, I know you want to sleep in separate beds, but what if Jaws comes?

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Hey girl are you sleep?

Cuz I can't get enough of you

My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?

I'll love you for(i = ++MIN_INT; i > MIN_INT; i++) { sleep(1000); }

Yeah, You're a thot.

My thought before I sleep

Too little space, too little sleep, too little time...

With you?

You haunt my every sleeping hour.

I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.