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Top 2 Hilarious Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hilarious chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby, did it hurt?

    "Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

    When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


    Note:
    switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

    Usage:
    1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
    2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
    3) ???

  2. Beautiful
    Intelligent
    Talented
    Cute
    Hilarious

    Are you smiling now?
    YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

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