Top 50 Fucking Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Fucking pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fucking tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
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Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?
Cause I wish you would shut the f**... up.
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f**..., hydrogen ur my number one element!
EDIT : f**... hydrogen,
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Time to use tempo to f**... it up. (Tempo)
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What you want isn't in my blood, only a simple good f**.... (In My Blood)
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There is no god, so no going to h**... if we f**....
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Better than he can, any girl like you deserves amazing f**.... (Treat You Better)
You are cute as f**.... *duck... damn autocorrect.
f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
You are rubber, I'm invisible, what ever you say, I bet I will f**... you.
Hey babe, call me an insurance company
Because i know how to f**... people ;)
Spending my night reading sexts from you, can't sleep without thinking about fucking you. (If I Can't Have You)
Should I get the f**... outta here
or can I ask you how your day was?
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Ever had s**... while camping? It’s f**... In-Tents.
I heard Asian girls love to f**....
Your music taste is fucking sexy.
I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me
I'll have you leave him, one more f**... is all it takes. (Afterwave)
Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we f**... type?
Girl, I want to f**... it up, inside your little buttercup. (Tempo)
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I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna f**... (Pigs In Zen)
But girl you ain't the only one that's trying to be the only one at least I admit that, if you get that, and you with that. Then, f**..., let's get it then. (We'll be Fine)
I'm f**... s**...
But I would like to be f**... you
Nice bowling shoes, wanna f**...?
Baby, I can't fuck any girl that's not you. (If I Can't Have You)
Life's a jungle let's go to your place and f**... like animals!
I don't f**... with lies, I just straight f**.... (Truth Hurts)
f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!
Ready to have a f**... good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
Girl, got tempo? Let's f**... it up to the beat. (Tempo)
f**... me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Elvis Presley?
Girl, would you be interested to complete the f**... Objective to unlock the new trophy?
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CANADIAN GOAL....wanna f**... to celebrate?
Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in my banner and f**... you for glory.
Why do I want to f**... you? You're poor and I'm a Republican. Duh-doy!
Are you a succubus? 'Cuz I wanna f**... you.
I got ice cream upstairs. Wanna f**...?
Do you know where Carl is? No? Wanna fuck?
f**... feelings, I love you. (Cuz I Love You)
Do me, I'm Harry f**... Potter.
Hey is your name Simon Bower? Because you're a f**... mad c**....
You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you've got a look in your eye like you haven't been f**... in a year.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven..
Because your face looks f**... up
I might not look like much. But I f**... like the government
Are u chinese, cause i China f**...
Are you my cousin? cause i wanna f**... you
Are you mentally retarded
Cause I wanna f**... your brains out
Damn girl, are you the Challenger Space Shuttle? cuz your down to earth as f**...
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fucking phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.