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Top 13 Fucking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fucking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fucking conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  2. Fuck, hydrogen ur my number one element!

    EDIT : Fuck hydrogen,

  3. Hey babe, call me an insurance company

    Because i know how to fuck people ;)

  4. Should I get the fuck outta here

    or can I ask you how your day was?

  5. I'm fucking stupid

    But I would like to be fucking you

  6. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven..

    Because your face looks fucked up

  7. I might not look like much. But I fuck like the government

  8. Are u chinese, cause i China fuck

  9. Are you mentally retarded

    Cause I wanna fuck your brains out

  10. Damn girl, are you the Challenger Space Shuttle? cuz your down to earth as fuck

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Baby don't you know that you are hard as fuck on the inside
Everybody knows the best bananas will be ripe with time

Fuck me if I'm wrong,

But I'm wrong, right?

Are you Vladimir Putin?

Because if I say anything bad about you, I'm gonna get fucked