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Top 50 Fucking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fucking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

    Dinosaurs still exist right?

  2. Fuck me if I am wrong

    But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  3. Fuck me if I'm wrong

    Have we met before?

  4. Hey girl, are you student debt...?

    Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

  5. Rose's are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

  6. Are you the german army?

    Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.

  7. Damn girl, are you climate change?

    Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

  8. Damn girl are you basic math

    because im definitely going to fuck this up

  9. Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

    Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say

  10. Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

    Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

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Damn girl are you a kiddie pool?
Because you are shallow as fuck.

Roses are red, violets kinda suck

I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

Why dont I join in?

Would you like to be my sun?

Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me

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Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...

People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy
Can you do it for me

Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.

Hey baby, tonight's the night before the apocalypse. Lets fuck like there's no tomorrow.

Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?

Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.

Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

Hey tie your shoes

Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line

Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

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Fuck the election, here's my erection.

Hey girl, is your pH 14?

Cuz you’re basic as fuck

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself

But I’d rather fuck you myself

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you look inbred as fuck.

I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

So immature but it makes me fucking laugh

Damn girl are you a maths text book?

Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems

Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

Are you a self-pollinating flower?

Cuz you can go fuck yourself

Girl, are you a newspaper?

Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

Are you a dead pigeon

Because i wanna fuck you