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Top 22 Impossible Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Impossible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Impossible conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.

  2. Let me be the impossible girl to your doctor.

  3. No. Impossible. I’m fully booked for the next two centuries.

  4. If Jesus could turn water into wine

    It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

  5. Did you know that it's impossible for you to watch live sunset?

    Cuz you can't watch yourself fall asleep.

  6. A game to remember!

    Me : Let’s play a game?
    She : Which one?
    Me : Anything other than Hide & Seek!!
    She : Why?
    Me : Because it’s impossible to find a girl like you!

  7. I would never play Hide and Seek with you...

    Because someone like you is impossible to find.

  8. Girl: I’m not cute

    Guy: I’m pregnant
    Girl: What?
    Guy: I thought we were saying things that are impossible :)

    I wonder if u guys know where this is from

  9. Hey, girl, are you a dinosaur?

    Because it's impossible to find someone like you.

  10. Are you the impossible?

    Cause you are the first thing my brain and heart have agreed upon;)

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What is a Impossible pickup line?

Funny impossible pickup lines

I cannot play hide & seat with you
Because you are someone impossible to find

Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

3 Steps to talking to that cute guy or girl.

{{Step 1: Find a face that you are attracted to. }}
This helps to keep the conversation going. If you are interested and enthusiastic, the more likely they are to show interest in you, too. If you're not at least superficially connected to the person at first, it will be more difficult (but not impossible) to establish a connection.
{{Step 2: Go up to them and smile at their eyes.}}
Yes, actually look into their eyes and smile. Then start with a, "Hi how's it going?" while actually caring about how they are doing. At this stage, it's normal if the person looks surprised, because we're rarely confronted by smiling strangers who want to get to know us, right?
{{Step 3: Be curious}}
Ask open-ended questions and build on it. Use the situation to your advantage. Ask questions about what books they're looking for, what they do, but most importantly, ask about their personal experiences. Be interested in knowing their experiences.

Did you know it's impossible to breathe when you smile?

Just kidding, I wanted to see your smile.

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This is a funny Impossible pickup line!

Our future depends on one single momment of one impossible day. Could right here with you be that moment?

You must be traveling with a cute 10-year-old kid, your coconspirator. Have the kid roll down the passenger window and yell to the beautiful woman in the adjacent car, "My cousin say he thinks he's falling in love with you." You then feign a great flustering embarrassment, as you whisper loudly enough for the woman to hear, "I'll kill you." Look at her with a big smile, and say, "I'm sorry, [s]he's impossible." You coconspirator protests, "But you said it!"

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

It is love that makes impossible possible.

Love is blind, hard to find, difficult to get, and impossible to forget.

I know Paul says that it's better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.

Darlin', standin' next to you does the impossible... it makes me even uglier.