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Top 50 Cumming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cumming pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I've never used a cum sock before...

    I was hoping you could be my first

  2. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  3. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

  4. Cum with me if you want to live!

  5. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

  6. Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.

  7. Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

  8. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.

  9. I'll show you a second cumming!

  10. Are you a haunted house, because I'm going to cry when I cum inside you.

    I have tried it multiple times, and it hasn't worked once.

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[NSFW] In honor of Valentines Day . . .
* Roses are red
* From the garden they’re cut
* Spread those cheeks
* And I’ll cum in your butt

Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

:)))

Would you like to cum back to my place and see sum puppies?

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?

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Aye girl, call me 2021

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before

Mario is Red, Sonic is blue...
I'm Luigi, let me cum in you

- Day 92

Is your name winter?

Because youll be cumming soon

I am like a Enderman, your never see me cumming.

Roses are red, corona is a flu

Let’s quarantine and chill,
and let me cum inside of you
🥺

Roses are red violets are blue

I wanna cum inside of you

Let's play barbie.

Heard this one on youtube. Youtubable HD talking to a girl on chatroulette said. Why don't you come over to my house and we can play barbie. I'll be Ken and you be the box I cum in.

They say nice guys finish last...

...because ladies should always cum first.

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My D**k is a space shuttle

Permission to cum in your ass-mosphere

Are you an obedient dog?

Cause I can make you cum whenever

Hey good-looking, that outfit is really becoming on you

Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too

Are you shane dawson’s cat

Because i want to cum all over you

Am I santa claus

Because I wanna cum down your chimney

That shirt looks becoming on you. . .

Then again, if I were one you, I'd be cumming too.

Hey baby are you a sock

Cause I want to cover you in cum

Hey girl do you like Popeyes?

Cuz I’m abt to make you cum Louisiana Fast lmfaoooo.

I came up with this one in middle school lol!

You must be 70.

Because you will cum right after we 69.

I know you have an eating disorder

But can you swallow my cum?

Wanna play Barbie?

I'll be Ken & you can be the box I come (cum) in