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Top 50 Cumming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cumming pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  2. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

  3. Cum with me if you want to live!

  4. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

  5. Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.

  6. Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

  7. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.

  8. I'll show you a second cumming!

  9. Are you a haunted house, because I'm going to cry when I cum inside you.

    I have tried it multiple times, and it hasn't worked once.

  10. Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

    :)))

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Would you like to cum back to my place and see sum puppies?

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?

Do you know anything about combustion?

Because I'm about to cum bust on you.

Aye girl, call me 2021

Because I'm cumming fast and hopefully not a disappointment like before

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I am like a Enderman, your never see me cumming.

Roses are red, corona is a flu
Let’s quarantine and chill,
and let me cum inside of you
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Let's play barbie.

Heard this one on youtube. Youtubable HD talking to a girl on chatroulette said. Why don't you come over to my house and we can play barbie. I'll be Ken and you be the box I cum in.

Are you an obedient dog?

Cause I can make you cum whenever

Hey good-looking, that outfit is really becoming on you

Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too

Hey baby are you a sock

Cause I want to cover you in cum

That shirt looks becoming on you. . .

Then again, if I were one you, I'd be cumming too.

I know you have an eating disorder

But can you swallow my cum?

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Wanna play Barbie?

I'll be Ken & you can be the box I come (cum) in

That dress is very becoming on you...

And if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

Damn sexy, are you my pillow?

Because I’d ride on top of you until I cum

Are you a penis?

Cuz I wanna beat you till you cum.

Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you?


Ahhaahaaa

You make me beetlejuice baby

Because when you say my name three times I cum

Are you a Haunted House...

Cause I’m gonna scream when I cum inside you.

Are you a jar ?

Cuz i wanna cum in you and leave it to ferment for 9 months.

Roses are red, my favourite drink is rum...

Drink it and lay down while I make you cum

- Day 124

Are you Ada Wong? ‘Cause I’d sure like to cum across you.

They call me the cat whisperer...

Cause I know how to make that pussy cum ;-)