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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Cumming Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cumming chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm like the weather, when it gets wet

    You gotta cum inside!!!

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  2. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  3. With a little after-hours trading we could negotiate your cum dividend.

  4. Cum with me if you want to live!

  5. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive

  6. Baby I'm gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.

  7. Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

  8. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.

  9. I'll show you a second cumming!

  10. Are you a haunted house, because I'm going to cry when I cum inside you.

    I have tried it multiple times, and it hasn't worked once.

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Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.
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Would you like to cum back to my place and see sum puppies?

Do you know anything about combustion?

Because I'm about to cum bust on you.

Mario is Red, Sonic is blue...

I'm Luigi, let me cum in you

- Day 92

I am like a Enderman, your never see me cumming.

Roses are red, corona is a flu

Let’s quarantine and chill,
and let me cum inside of you
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Let's play barbie.
Heard this one on youtube. Youtubable HD talking to a girl on chatroulette said. Why don't you come over to my house and we can play barbie. I'll be Ken and you be the box I cum in.

Are you an obedient dog?

Cause I can make you cum whenever

Hey baby are you a sock

Cause I want to cover you in cum

That shirt looks becoming on you. . .

Then again, if I were one you, I'd be cumming too.

I know you have an eating disorder

But can you swallow my cum?

You must be 70.

Because you will cum right after we 69.

That dress is very becoming on you...

And if I were on you, I'd be cumming too.

Are you a penis?

Cuz I wanna beat you till you cum.

Hypothetically, if I were Covid-19

If I were Covid-19 and you were a weak immune system... Could I cum inside you?


Ahhaahaaa

Are you a jar ?

Cuz i wanna cum in you and leave it to ferment for 9 months.

Are you a Haunted House...

Cause I’m gonna scream when I cum inside you.

You make me beetlejuice baby

Because when you say my name three times I cum

Roses are red, my favourite drink is rum...

Drink it and lay down while I make you cum

- Day 124

Damn girl are you my cum?

Coz you're thicc

Are you Ada Wong? ‘Cause I’d sure like to cum across you.

Are you a traffic cone?

Cuz I wanna cum inside you

They call me the cat whisperer...

Cause I know how to make that pussy cum ;-)

I’ll make you a deal

You come into my van, and I’ll cum into you

Can I call you Senorita?

Cause I plan on keeping you cumming for me.