Top 29 Cumming Pick Up lines
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I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I c**...-in?
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Girl whenever you get close to c**..., I'll let you take control yeah. (There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back)
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Do you Magna c**... Laude here often?
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I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in c**....
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Want to play barbie? Ill play ken and you can be the box he c**...'s in
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I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....
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Are you w**... Wonka? Because I want to c**... inside your chocolate factory.
Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.
Your left leg is halloween your right leg is christmas, can i c**... in between the holidays?
Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who c**... first.
I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.
Babe, after Dim Sum tonight, I'll make you cum.
What’s, long, hard, and has c**... in it? My cucumber babe.
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I will make you c**... out to the world with my Smash moves.
Swiggity swooty can I c**... on your booty?
Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.
Forget about acid drop, how about some c**... drop?
We are not socks, but I can still c**... in you and rub all over your feet.
Take your last t**..., it's like that feeling when you're just about to c**.... (Something Big)
I've never used a c**... sock before. Would you be my first
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Save water. Shower in my c**......
That BC you rented yesterday was very becoming, If i was on you'd be c**....
I'll make you c**... all over like a puppet on my string. (Mercy)
You know what else is always fresh? My c**....
Hey girl, are you the Rubik's Cube? Because it's hard to complete you in the beginning, but I can get you to cum faster and faster.
Are you a sock?
Because I’ll c**... in you and forget about you.
Are you my new cellphone?
Cause id definetely like to log into you using f**... re-c**...-nition.
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