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I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I c**...-in?
Do you Magna c**... Laude here often?
Girl whenever you get close to c**..., I'll let you take control yeah. (There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back)
I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....
I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in c**....
Are you w**... Wonka? Because I want to c**... inside your chocolate factory.

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Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

Your left leg is halloween your right leg is christmas, can i c**... in between the holidays?

Permission to c**... in your assmosphere with my space shuttle.

Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who c**... first.

What’s, long, hard, and has c**... in it? My cucumber babe.

Babe, after Dim Sum tonight, I'll make you cum.

I will make you c**... out to the world with my Smash moves.

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Swiggity swooty can I c**... on your booty?

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to c**....

Forget about acid drop, how about some cum drop?

We are not socks, but I can still c**... in you and rub all over your feet.

Take your last t**..., it's like that feeling when you're just about to c**.... (Something Big)

"Is your name Gorilla Glue? Because my feelings for you are getting pretty sticky and hard to remove."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

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"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

You don't have to o**... on your own, I'll be your toy to c**... on. (This Is What It Takes)

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you use Gorilla Glue to stick the landing into my heart?"

"Do you study meteorology? Because I'm falling for you like cumulonimbus rain in a tropical storm."

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Your honesty is refreshing. You certainly know how to make a conversation exciting!"

Save water. Shower in my c**......

"Are you a spelling test? Because I feel the need to C-U-M...plete you with my charm!"

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Cause every time I see you, my heart gets permanently stuck."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, I magically find myself ready to explode."

"Do you work at a glue factory? Because every time I see you, my heart sticks like a gorilla's grip."

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

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That BC you rented yesterday was very becoming, If i was on you'd be c**....

"Excuse me, but you must be a beautiful masterpiece, cause every time I glance at you, I feel a rush of excitement."

You know what else is always fresh? My c**....

I'll make you c**... all over like a puppet on my string. (Mercy)

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

"You've got that radiant beauty, how about we add a little extra shine tonight?"

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

Hey girl, are you the Rubik's Cube? Because it's hard to complete you in the beginning, but I can get you to c**... faster and faster.

"Does your booty have a degree? Because it must have graduated 'summa cum laude' in the university of curves!"

"Your smile shines brighter than the stars, but I can't help picturing it glazed with a touch of my affection."

"Is your heart made of Gorilla Glue? Because my feelings for you just won't come unstuck."

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"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."

"Is your name Lightning? Because our love could outpace Speedy himself, leaving him panting in just two minutes!"

"Doesn't your mind have more enchanting mysteries for me to explore than such biological improbabilities?"

"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because without you, my love life would fall apart."

"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"

"Is your heart a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, it feels like my pulse is trying to break the speed record!"

"Are you a Cum Laude graduate? Because your beauty definitely tops the class and I can't help but take notes."

"Just like Gorilla Glue, I might not be a smooth operator, but I sure can make a lasting impression."

"Do you like chemistry? Because I feel a reaction C-U-M...ming whenever I'm close to you!"

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"Are you a race? Because when I'm with you, even Speedy Gonzales couldn't beat my finish line."

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"Do you study cum laude degrees? Because your beauty has me graduating with honors in attraction!"

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because every time I look at you, my heart gets stuck in a hopeless romantic situation."

"Do you work at a racetrack? Because your beauty makes even the 'speediest' guys cross the finish line early."

"Do you like astronomy? Because when I look at you, all I see is a cum-ulation of stardust and beauty."

"How about we ponder the magic of creating life instead, over a coffee?"

"Is your name 'speedy'? Because in the marathon of love, you'd make me cross the finish line faster than expected."

"Well, since you've already dismissed the commonplace, let's explore something extraordinary together."

"Wow, seems like our conversation has really left an impression! You're wild, I like that."

"Are you a race? Because the moment I saw you, I turned into Speedy Gonzales. Warning: I always finish first."

"Ever ran a two-minute mile? Well, let's just say I can make things happen faster than that."

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm with you, even the most 'speedy' guys can't help but finish in record time."

"Are you a race? Because with me, even the most 'speedy' can't help but finish in record time."

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"On this Children's Day cum Birthday, let's make wishes, blow out candles, and fill our world with love and giggles."

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because I just can't seem to pull away from your irresistible charm."

"I always put my lady first in everything, but when it comes to cumming, should we race to the finish?"

"Is your name Lightning? 'Cause whenever I'm near you, even the speediest can't help but strike twice."

"Just like a Gorilla Glue mishap, I'm stuck on you - only this time, it's my heart that's adhered."

"Are you a comet? Because I've been stargazing, and I see us cum-pleting an orbit together."

"They say the early bird catches the worm, but in our race to climax, can I be second for a change?"

"Darling, our love is like Gorilla Glue: messy at times, but impossible to separate!"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I look at you, even Speedy couldn't help but finish the race in 2 minutes."

"Do you own a farm? Because every time I see you, there's quite a crop of feelings that cumulate."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I look at you, everything else seems to speed up."

"You better wear a seatbelt, because with me, even 'speedy' experiences get finished faster than the speed of light."

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