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Top 29 Cumming Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some funny and clever cumming pick up lines? We have compiled and written the best list for you! These pick up lines featuring cumming will surely capture his or her attention.

  1. I heard you wanted some spice in your life, should I cum-in?

  2. Do you Magna Cum Laude here often?

  3. Girl whenever you get close to cum, I'll let you take control yeah. (There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back)

  4. I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.

  5. Want to play barbie? Ill play ken and you can be the box he cum's in

  6. I'll beat that ass like a drum and leave you swimming in cum.

  7. Are you Willy Wonka? Because I want to cum inside your chocolate factory.

  8. Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the cum faucet for you.

  9. Your left leg is halloween your right leg is christmas, can i cum in between the holidays?

  10. Permission to cum in your assmosphere with my space shuttle.


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Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, cum dick ratio.

Babe, after Dim Sum tonight, I'll make you cum.

What’s, long, hard, and has cum in it? My cucumber babe.

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Swiggity swooty can I cum on your booty?

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

Forget about acid drop, how about some cum drop?

Take your last thrust, it's like that feeling when you're just about to cum. (Something Big)

We are not socks, but I can still cum in you and rub all over your feet.

You don't have to orgasm on your own, I'll be your toy to cum on. (This Is What It Takes)

I've never used a cum sock before. Would you be my first

Save water. Shower in my cum...

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I'll make you cum all over like a puppet on my string. (Mercy)

You know what else is always fresh? My cum.

Hey girl, are you the Rubik's Cube? Because it's hard to complete you in the beginning, but I can get you to cum faster and faster.

Are you a sock?

Because I’ll cum in you and forget about you.

Are you my new cellphone?

Cause id definetely like to log into you using facial re-cum-nition.