Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

Your left leg is halloween your right leg is christmas, can i c**... in between the holidays?

Permission to c**... in your assmosphere with my space shuttle.

Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who c**... first.

Babe, after Dim Sum tonight, I'll make you c**....

I will make you c**... out to the world with my Smash moves.

Swiggity swooty can I c**... on your booty?

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to c**....

Forget about acid drop, how about some c**... drop?

Take your last t**..., it's like that feeling when you're just about to c**.... (Something Big)

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Is that so? Well, I hope my voice continues to hit all the right notes for you."

You don't have to o**... on your own, I'll be your toy to c**... on. (This Is What It Takes)

"Are you a TikTok trend? Because your moves have me griddy with excitement and wanting to skibidi closer to you."

"Is your name Gorilla Glue? Because my feelings for you are getting pretty sticky and hard to remove."

Are you a porn star? Because I'd like to blow your mind, not just your dick.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, I find myself swallowing my words...just like cum."

I've never used a c**... sock before. Would you be my first

"Are you a spelling test? Because I feel the need to C-U-M...plete you with my charm!"

Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out and lick you all over.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, I magically find myself ready to explode."

"Your honesty is refreshing. You certainly know how to make a conversation exciting!"

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart does some serious disappearing acts... into your eyes."

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

"Do you study meteorology? Because I'm falling for you like cumulonimbus rain in a tropical storm."

"Do you work at a glue factory? Because every time I see you, my heart sticks like a gorilla's grip."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you use Gorilla Glue to stick the landing into my heart?"

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Cause every time I see you, my heart gets permanently stuck."

Save water. Shower in my c**......

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everything else disappears, just like my worries."

"Well, I hope my voice keeps you coming back for more than just its sound."

You know what else is always fresh? My c**....

I'll make you c**... all over like a puppet on my string. (Mercy)

Are you the word "bitch"? Because you make me wanna suck, blow, and lick every inch of you.

That BC you rented yesterday was very becoming, If i was on you'd be c**....

Are you a school? Because I want to fill you with knowledge...and my love.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I swallow your cum one more time?"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

"Is your name Google? Because you have me feeling like I just hit 'search' on my fantasies."

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

"Excuse me, but you must be a beautiful masterpiece, cause every time I glance at you, I feel a rush of excitement."

"Are you a math problem? Because I need your face to solve for 'cum'."

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

"You've got that radiant beauty, how about we add a little extra shine tonight?"

Hey girl, are you Jasmine? Because I can't stop thinking about the sweet taste of your semen.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, all I can think about is making magic together."

Your beauty shines brighter than the sun, just like my cum, you're the chosen one.

Do you work at UPS? Because I'd love to handle your package with care.

"Does your booty have a degree? Because it must have graduated 'summa cum laude' in the university of curves!"

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by you again with a calculator for cum calculations?

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I can't help but think about swallowing something magical.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, I find myself wanting to swallow your cum."

"Your smile shines brighter than the stars, but I can't help picturing it glazed with a touch of my affection."

"I can't blame you for liking my cum, after all, it's just a small taste of what I have to offer."

Are you an angel? Because you make me want to reach heavenly heights with you.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever you swallow, it's like you make my day disappear."

"Is your heart made of Gorilla Glue? Because my feelings for you just won't come unstuck."

"Is it just me, or do you make the room feel a little more electric? I can almost feel the sparks."

"Doesn't your mind have more enchanting mysteries for me to explore than such biological improbabilities?"

"I hope my voice isn't the only thing that makes you want to stay a little longer."

"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."

Is your name Jasmine? Because you make me want to explode like a porn star.

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your cellmate in swallow city?"

"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"

Are you a baker? Because you've got me rising like dough thinking about my cum.

"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."

"You have exquisite taste, especially when you appreciate my cum. Care for a sip of something sweeter?"

"Are you made of sugar? Because you're as sweet as swallowing cum."

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because without you, my love life would fall apart."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, I can't help but cum under your spell.

Are you a school? Because I want to fill you with knowledge...and maybe some kids.

"Are you a Cum Laude graduate? Because your beauty definitely tops the class and I can't help but take notes."

"Are you a femboy? Because your charm is as irresistible as your cute and sweet nature."

"Do you like chemistry? Because I feel a reaction C-U-M...ming whenever I'm close to you!"

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"Just like Gorilla Glue, I might not be a smooth operator, but I sure can make a lasting impression."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for making me swallow my words."

"If you were a weather forecast, you'd be a 100% chance of 'cumming' on your face tonight!"

"Do you like astronomy? Because when I look at you, all I see is a cum-ulation of stardust and beauty."

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and ended up cumming for you.

"Are you made of cum? Because you just blew me away with your beauty."

"How about we ponder the magic of creating life instead, over a coffee?"

"Do you study cum laude degrees? Because your beauty has me graduating with honors in attraction!"

"Do you work at a racetrack? Because your beauty makes even the 'speediest' guys cross the finish line early."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, fat femboy cum appears in my dreams."

"Well, since you've already dismissed the commonplace, let's explore something extraordinary together."

"Is your name 'speedy'? Because in the marathon of love, you'd make me cross the finish line faster than expected."

"If rizz was a dance, you'd have the moves that make my heart do the Ohio griddy."

"Are you a race? Because when I'm with you, even Speedy Gonzales couldn't beat my finish line."

"Wow, seems like our conversation has really left an impression! You're wild, I like that."

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I want you to suck me dry.

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm with you, even the most 'speedy' guys can't help but finish in record time."

"Are you a race? Because with me, even the most 'speedy' can't help but finish in record time."

"Are you a race? Because the moment I saw you, I turned into Speedy Gonzales. Warning: I always finish first."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears cumpletely.

Are you a school? Because I'm ready to play teacher and make some mini-mes with you.

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because I just can't seem to pull away from your irresistible charm."

Are you a magician? Because every time I hear your voice, I feel like you're casting a spell on me.

"I always put my lady first in everything, but when it comes to cumming, should we race to the finish?"

"On this Children's Day cum Birthday, let's make wishes, blow out candles, and fill our world with love and giggles."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm starting to doubt gravity's accuracy.

Are you a DVD player? 'Cause I wanna press your buttons and watch you suck, blow, and cum.

"Just like a Gorilla Glue mishap, I'm stuck on you - only this time, it's my heart that's adhered."

"Is your name Lightning? 'Cause whenever I'm near you, even the speediest can't help but strike twice."

"Are you a comet? Because I've been stargazing, and I see us cum-pleting an orbit together."

Are you a beaker? Because I want to fill you up with my chemistry knowledge.

"Are you a magician? Because every time you walk by, my heart skips a beat... and I can't help but cum."

"You must be a shooting star, because you light up my night and make all my wishes come true."

Are you a porn star? Because you know how to handle a dick like Jasmine in a hot scene.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is like my cum, pure and true.

"They say the early bird catches the worm, but in our race to climax, can I be second for a change?"

"Do you own a farm? Because every time I see you, there's quite a crop of feelings that cumulate."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I look at you, even Speedy couldn't help but finish the race in 2 minutes."

"Darling, our love is like Gorilla Glue: messy at times, but impossible to separate!"

Do you want to lick my cum like a bitch and make me blow like a pornstar?

"I'll keep talking if it keeps you coming back for more."

"Rather than destruction, how about we focus on creation? You and I could make one beautiful masterpiece."

"You better wear a seatbelt, because with me, even 'speedy' experiences get finished faster than the speed of light."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I look at you, everything else seems to speed up."

"Is your name Niagara? Because whenever I'm with you, I feel like a waterfall that just can't stop flowing."

"Darling, every time I release, it's a symphony not a tragedy, just imagine us creating life together?"

Are you a bakery? Because you've got me rising like dough when I see you.

"Do you have that sigma energy? Because one glance at you is enough to make my heart do the rizz dance."

"Are you a cumquat? Because I've never met anyone as uniquely sweet and refreshingly tangy as you."

"Are you a Cumulus cloud? Because my heart rises every time it sees you."

"I'll make sure to keep talking then, maybe I can serenade you with more than just words."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I'm with you, I seem to make everything happen in record 'speedy' time."

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I want to suck on you like a juicy popsicle.

Are you a math problem? Because I want to solve for your beauty without using a calculator.