The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Cars Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cars pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cars conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, you a cop car?

    Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

  2. Do you need your car fixed?

    Because I'm a pick up master

  3. Are you a convertible car?

    Because you would look better with your top down.

  4. Girl, if you were a race car

    You'd be lightning McQueen

  5. Are you a car on a hot summer day?

    Because I want to put a baby in you

  6. "If you were a car and I was a gas station."

    Would you let me fill you up?

  7. Hey girl are you a car?

    Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

  8. Twinkle twinkle little star

    Do you want to do it in my car?

  9. Are you a car?

    Cause I'll ride you any day.

  10. By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.

Funny cars pickup lines

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

I hope you have car insurance

Because you're about to get rear ended

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

Hey, are you a Freudian slip?

Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dropped in my lap while I'm screaming expletives at the car next to me

Hey girl are you a Tesla car?

Because I wanna see how wild you can get on autopilot.

Hey I’m so glad I finally found you..

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

Is your car battery dead? Because I'd like to jump you.

Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.

Girl, you can ride my symbolic subway car all night long.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

I have a job, own a home and have a nice car.

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

Hey girl you my car keys?

Cause i don't know where you are

*single af*

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Have you seen my car? Or should I say... Batmobile.

Is your battery dead? Cause I'd love to jump you.

If you were a car game...

Hey girl...
If you were a car game
You would be "Asphat"