Top 50 Talked Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Talked pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat
Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
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My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl
Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
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Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Damn girl, are you a therapist?
Because I have a lot of problems and I just need someone to talk to...
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I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.
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Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
Do you wanna come sit on my lap?
We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
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Let's talk dirty:
Spitzenkandidaten!
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Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Funny talked pickup lines
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?
I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.
I'd like to be everything you want. Hey girl, let me talk to you.
Do you like to dance?
Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!
Do Moonie couples also talk like that?
Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...
Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.
I’m gonna put on my glasses
Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
People say i don't smile much.
Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.
How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.
Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.
99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I liked talking to you.
Should I book a table for 2?
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?
Babe! It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!