Top 50 Talked Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Talked pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Talked conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat
Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
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My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl
Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
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Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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I’ve done some great things in my life
But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you
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They say kissing is the language of love…
Let’s talk.
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Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
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(A): What's up? (B): After talking to you? My dopamine levels.
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If your mom ever told you she wants the best for you, she was talking about me
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I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.
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Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?
Funny talked pickup lines
Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.
Do you wanna come sit on my lap?
We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date
But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to
Let's talk dirty:
Spitzenkandidaten!
Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?
I'm a very taco-tive person.
Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?
I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.
No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
I'd like to be everything you want. Hey girl, let me talk to you.
Do you like to dance?
Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!
Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...
Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.
I’m gonna put on my glasses
Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
Its powerful and godly, but I’m not talking about Mjolnir.
People say i don't smile much.
Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.
Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.
99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!