Top 50 Talked Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Talked pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat
Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
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My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl
Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
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Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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I'm Aquaman and I know how to talk to tuna.
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Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?
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Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter. -
Best one I know.
Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;) -
Let's talk dirty:
Spitzenkandidaten!
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Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
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Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk? I'm a very taco-tive person.
Funny talked pickup lines
Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.
If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?
I want to find out if you talk in your sleep.
No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.
Do you like to dance? Cool, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!
Do Moonie couples also talk like that?
Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...
Hey girl you wanna go to hot topic and talk about how much i hate my mom.
You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
People say i don't smile much.
Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
How bout you and me go talk about the birds and the bees.
Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.
99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!
I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.
Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?
Babe! It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!
Do you want to roll around in my collection of antique buttons and talk about our childhood dreams?
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.