I heard you’re looking for a STUD.

I’ve already got the STD, now all I need is U.

Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

Wow my first rewards

You’re so dumb...

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

Hey girl, are you a girl?

Because you look like a girl.

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

You’d make a fine US navy ship...

Because you’d look great with s**... all over you.

Your lipstick looks good

May I taste it

Are you a mirror?

Because whenever I look at you I see someone I like

Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.

I used to think your curves were perfect

But then I saw your smile and I knew what perfection really looked like

Hey girl you look so fine

You turned my LEGO piece 32557 into a 98989

Your hand looks super heavy..!

Let me hold it for you

Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

Because you look finger lickin’ good

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

Your lips look really dry

I could moisturise them for you if you want

Hey girl do you want to look at the sun

Because than you'll be as blinded as me.

I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

You look familiar did we have a class before?

I could swear we had chemistry.

Not sure if youre a waiter

But you do be serving good looks.

Girl, are you a sharpie?

Because you’re looking ultra-fine tonight

Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

Knock knock! who’s there? Honeydew.

Honeydew who?
Honey do you know how fine you look tonight?

Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

What’s wrong with your left eye?

Because you’ve been looking right all night.

A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

I’m a happy pirate

Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)

You look like thanksgiving Dinner

Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

You look as tasty as an Oreo cookie

Now all you need is some cream filling

Girl, are you a card game?

Coz you look like Numero UNO.

Are you retarded?

Because you look special

Are you my phone?

Cause I can't stop looking you.

Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

Hey girl, do you work at the zoo?

Because you look like a keeper.

Are you part Medusa

Coz you are getting a part of me hard when I look at you

You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

I hope I don’t get diabetes from all this eye candy I’m looking at right now

Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.

Are you a tranformer?

Cause your looking optimus-fine

Hey girl, do you garden?

Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty

Is your name medusa?

Because when i look at you i get rock hard

Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Tell me if im colorblind but

When i look at you all i see is green flags

You know what you'd look really beatifull in?

-My arms.

Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

If I was a character in H20 I’d be a mermaid every time I looked at you

I’m not a numismatic...

But you’re looking like a dime.

I wonder why astronauts go to space to look at the world.

I can see it by just looking at you.

You look like you're having a rough day.

How about a rough night to ballance it out?

Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

I know looks don’t matter…

…but I can see you brought them just in case.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Do I know you?

Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Looks like you need some laying on of hands for the commission of sin.

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

If I sing "Jingle Bells"? Because you look like you go all the way!

No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

Are you a magician?

Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

You and i are like c and b# we look different but were the same at heart.

I’ve been Czeching you out, and you look Nice.

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.